"Jim...uh...Jil..Ji...Jill.. err.. Dr. Jill, I'm cu..you know the thing"
and then they both fell asleep.
Fortunately, all the liberals already wear one! This is just another step in the globalist plot to turn us all gay. We must rise up against this shitty requirement.
We forgot to cover our butts too!
Did you know farts carry COVID? That's right! Time to get a Massk!
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Leftism ruins everything. Take, for example, the NBA, with its socialistic take over via the player's union (thanks Chris Paul & LeBron).
In the past couple days, the top 10 most expensive NBA signings so far: $500+ million... 0 All-Star games.
Where's the motivation for NBA players? Every one of them is a guaranteed multi-millionaire. In the NFL, any player could be cut tomorrow.
If you give a guy $120 million, why is he motivated to give 100% effort? He's got his health to look after. It's not like he can lose the money, so why risk injury?
Plus, every player on the court is a multi-millionaire. Where is the meritocracy? The only NBA players who should make bank are the veterans. Give the unproven something to work for.
Conservatism produced Michael Jordan. Remember, "Republicans buy sneakers too". Fuck you, LeBron. Jordan might've killed his father; but at least he had one.
As a stand up comedian, I know so many smug, abusive leftists in Seattle and across the USA. I love wondering if they’ve stopped posting on social media because COVID eliminated them. No more “you’re fired!” and “it’s not racist to hate whites” bullshit.
As a licensed psychologist, it's both disheartening and unsurprising to see so many of you reacting to Tucker like a leftist reacts to Trump. For example, Trump's "there are fine people are on both sides" quote was cherry-picked by the media, and idiots ate it up. Did you disown Trump for irReSponsiblY giving the MSM a low-hanging fruit? Of course not. Why? Well, I presumed it was because you guys are smart. You investigated and watched the whole clip, unlike morons who are too emotional to even say Trump's name, let alone watch a full clip.
Some of you are smart. The rest of you are mirror images of the reactionary, unintelligent babies who keep claiming Trump never denounced white supremacy. You're raging over Tucker Carlson for sharing a truthful fact about Powell not agreeing to come onto his show and to provide evidence. "How dare he give the MSM low-hanging fruit!"
If you had actually watched Tucker's show - which many of you didn't since you've absolutely & irrationally boycotted the entire Fox network, just like leftists who boycott Trump - you would know that Tucker's Powell comments are juxtaposed with thoughtful, supportive statements regarding yesterday's news conference. He even had Greg Gutfeld on when he could have easily brought on one of the "shills" at Fox to further bolster his Powell criticism.
I get it. Tucker's salty about Powell, and now you're salty about him. Grow up and get over it. Your irrational, immature reactions are a sign of your low emotional IQ. You look just as bad as the leftists we despise. Many of the "Cucker" haters didn't even watch last night's show. They're merely piggy-backing other haters, going with the flow like blind idiots.
Many of these idiots will reply, calling me a "shill", a "retard", a "faggot", and every other response that gives this site and Trump supporters a bad name. We have intelligent and powerful people reading this forum, and they're shaking their heads at the level of stupidity many of you espouse.
Trump is a litmus test for leftist stupidity. I don't care about Tucker, but he has become the latest litmus test for yours. Be Best. Don't be a reactionary idiot. Watch the raw feeds and form your own independent judgments. Your lack of critical thinking skills is showing, and Trump has no use for you. "Hurr durr TLDR go cuck yourself"... I know. as a psychologist, I see right through you.
As patriots, the Founding Fathers would want us to appeal to the best and brightest. Knee-jerk reactions and gullible, cult-like behavior will ruin Trump's cause. Every ensuing hateful, idiotic, and childish reply exposes who the smart and stupid people are on this site. Go ahead, out yourself.
Sounds identical to leftists refusing to watch Trump speak. They’d rather form their opinions based on second hand news.
“Who cares Fox is dead you shill”
Not the point. Who cares about Tucker and Fox. This is about critical thinking.
“Trump is a racist!” is a litmus test for intelligence, and leftists fail every time. “Tucker is a cuck!” is the new rightist litmus test. Don’t be dumb like the leftists. Think for yourself. Get control over your emotions.
“Trump never even called into Cucker!”
Trump hasn’t even called into Newsmax yet either. Greg Kelly rocks, by the way.
The childish reactions to tonight’s Tucker show says a lot about irrationality & hypocrisy. If you sit and listen to everything he said, he’s clearly focused on the truth and wanting Dems and the MSM to let the investigation unfold. He didn’t condemn today’s press conference. To the people raging over his fact that Powell has not provided evidence to his show: He’s not discounting her at all. All the “cucker tarlson” haters come off exactly like the leftists we despise. It’s pathetic, and the smart ones here can see right through you.
Of course, I’ll be downvoted. I don’t care. I’m not part of a club. I think independently and can recognize Carlson’s quest for the truth. He’s still on Trump’s side.
Tonight, CNN tried to discredit Jenna Ellis by digging up her previous anti-Trump sentiments. In the article, they admit that Ellis has changed her opinion after witnessing Trump's presidency:
"I am glad to have learned that I was completely wrong about Trump back then and I've said that over and over publicly, as I saw him keeping his promises, and then eventually getting to know him personally."
How many CNN readers do you think even read that far into the article? Shame on the authors for burying her candidness: Andrew Kaczynski, Em Steck & Nathan McDermott
Ellis is a brilliant example of an intelligent person who adapts with new information and experience. You can't judge a book by its cover, especially when it hasn't been released yet! Look, people change their views, especially when they get to know a real, genuine role model with an enthusiastic attitude like President Trump.
Indeed, Trump truly has been a great president, converting haters into lovers by staying true to his promises and his vision. He doesn't flip flop and take advantage of his constituents like Biden & Co.
Anyone who still hates Trump is unintelligent or not paying attention.
Archived link: https://web.archive.org/web/20201119005717/https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/18/politics/kfile-jenna-ellis-2016-trump-comments/index.html
At first, MSM told us there's no chance Trump can win. Now, they're hedging their bets, discussing "long-shot" scenarios. They know Trump has a real chance, and they're terrified.
edit: try this archived link: https://web.archive.org/web/20201118211849/https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/18/business/stock-market-election-trump-jpmorgan/index.html
Source: https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/18/business/stock-market-election-trump-jpmorgan/index.html
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