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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone needs to photoshop Shrek next to her.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

And America didn't have to go around the world being the world's cop, just like Trump wanted us to stop doing?

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha I feel like morlock is a very underused insult. Huge fan of both movie versions of The Time Machine.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blockade all methods of transportation in cities, shut down the power grid and water, and the problem solves itself in a couple of weeks.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a few blocks from their U.S. headquarters. I'd bet anything that Coomer's got a suite booked already.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, this chick looks like Kurt Busch's "Assassin" girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spot on regarding both points. Blacks, especially southern blacks, hate trannies. And I really hope that Charles talks about China's silent control of the NBA.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 10 points ago +10 / -0

All women with that nose ring are gross. It's just the icing on the ugly cake.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just buy store brand soda. Tastes the same anyway and is like 1/3 the cost.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, is 55 a lot? My work computer has, at minimum, about 75, because I'm having to research and troubleshoot a ton of issues at the same time.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes."

No, it is what we have become, because our first answer to anyone questioning it wasn't "fuck you", followed by making the snowman hold an AR-15 and a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a snow woman with bacon for hair sucking the snowman's huge carrot dick and massive balls, and off to the side there's a snow table with a snow sandwich, cut diagonally with love, that the snow woman just brought him, and in front of them both is spelled out in giant letters "it's okay to be white".

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