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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

That show was good until her character was introduced. Before that, it was just a guy having fun.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 13 points ago +13 / -0

The female equivalent of Gilbert Gottfried voice.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counterpoint: fuck optics. They already hate us and make shit up.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got it. Thanks for the explanation.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the ones in Europe? The ones here aren't the same. My Ukrainian friend brought me some a year or two ago and they still had the egg with the plastic toy inside.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does "a handshake" mean? I've seen it come up a few times.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can we get some pages for each state? Would love to network and hangout with some Colorado pedes!

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kinder Eggs are so good they're illegal in the United States.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 0 points ago +0 / -0

10/10 would vote for the Reflecting Pool Kraken....hahaha who am I kidding...my vote would never count.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah especially when Mitch said that he's not even going to take up the impeachment until after the 20th which means it should be moot. To me, it means 2 things: 1) Trump will be President still after 1/20, and 2) something major is going to happen to get him there.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Nancy pay for it. Lord knows that rich cunt could singlehandedly fund that shit.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Capitalization is the difference between...

"I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse."

and

"I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 11 points ago +11 / -0

The FBI had these pictures in their possession (and the contents of the laptop) for well over a year now. John Paul Mac Isaac gave it to them and they basically told him to fuck off.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was going to be the next iteration of my Olympic Drinking Games. It started with my roommate and I coming up with a few baselines ("fit kid, fat parents" is my favorite, but "sob story montage" was really the catalyst for the whole thing) during the London Olympics in 2012, and then I carried it on since then, making adaptations depending on country, newsworthy items, etc.

Sochi 2014 Rio 2016 Pyeongchang 2018

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