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TomWolfsTinyDick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actually 399 after her morning constitutional and it's pink with green highlights right now.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now they will ration every adult to a mandatory 2000 calory a day food allowance. No more grocery stores. You will wear your mask and go to the designated government center and show your ID and for a nominal fee receive your 14,000 calories worth of government approved spoiled food.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hydraulic clutches are next because they utilize a master cylinder and a slave cylinder. Damn racist auto, truck, and machinery makers.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 5 points ago +5 / -0

I only catch bits and pieces of what the wife watches but from what I have noticed ALL shows on TV have left wing bullshit in them.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 34 points ago +34 / -0

Never heard of the thumb print but they do keep a pretty good record of who brings scrap metal in because some people are willing to steal metal objects and turn them into the scrap yard for cash.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe it's a bad picture but that looks like Canada's version of sasquatch.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the COVID thing, they can't spend time with their families. It's not safe.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's quite simple, a third dose increases sales 50%.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 3 points ago +3 / -0

I must agree, I 81 in Syracuse does suck. I am suprised that Bootyfudge didn't bring up Hershey Highway I would think he would want money to improve that one.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

There already tagging the TVs in Walmart just waiting for the go signal. Christmas coming early to a hood neer you.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely and didn't need to take hormones to achieve that. Next question; who the hell crawled on top of that mess or was it a turkey baster?

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TomWolfsTinyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he's about to get shot up with crystal meth.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if it's a racist dog and only going after blacks.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 9 points ago +9 / -0

If I were coaching an opposing team I would instruct my team to accidentally kick any "questionable" players in the crotch and see if they can get up.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then there is the obesity paradox.

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