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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surprise surprise. It's written by a woman. I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

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Toucansexual 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's hard to find someone with a similar mind when 4/10 women believe buffalo wings come from actual buffalo.

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Toucansexual 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bernie needs to share.

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Toucansexual 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Walmart I work at has it good and bad. Some shelves are stocked full. Others are empty.

The funniest part, no one wants to touch anything vegan.

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Toucansexual 12 points ago +13 / -1

Very protruding.

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Toucansexual 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is Obama's economy, remember? This is all on that fag and his tranny wife.

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Toucansexual 3 points ago +3 / -0

What have I done?

I bitch, whine, cry, and moan on the internet all day for social justice. In the real world, I throw temper tantrums and blame drumpf for everything.

Check mate, bigot. I won.

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Toucansexual 7 points ago +7 / -0

His old ones are best. His new ones are not worth touching.

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Toucansexual 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lucky you. Pulling out the Paris Accord got me.

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Toucansexual 14 points ago +16 / -2

Deducting 10 man points from you, because of the Miller light.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look fat. You're full of shit. Wanna take it outside?

Um, Mr. Biden, sir, you're talking to yourself in the mirror again.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggot. Benign word here. Devasting everywhere else on the net. Too many pussies.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look fats, I'm dying here. Sniff me

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal vaginas are more deadly than ar-15s. Change my mind.

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Toucansexual 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's hope that guy drinks some bleach. I hear it washed down the tie pod nicely.

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's hope Justin's Nintendo switch is okay. He's gonna need it.

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