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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Andre the giant use to shit on beds and bathtubs because he was too big.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

One last question? How the hell do you copy a thousand character link on a shitty $20 cellphone?

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Toucansexual 4 points ago +4 / -0

Loo fat. I tried. I get an error. Let me be more specific. Pictures fat. I'm talking picture. Thanks for replying, though. And yes, I find the look fat meme absolutely hilarious.

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that the coin from Budk? They sell some beat Trump stuff.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

When both parents work 40+ hours a week and spend what little time they have left in the day with their kids, you have very little time for everything else.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the police do nothing to help, vigilantism will take place.

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Toucansexual 6 points ago +6 / -0

Challenger her to push ups, fat.

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Toucansexual 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like Cornpop is not such a bad guy, after all.

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Toucansexual 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hey fat, you need to shit? Go outside in the sun.

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Toucansexual 16 points ago +16 / -0

Socialists are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.

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Toucansexual 10 points ago +10 / -0

Everyone in Hollyweird knew about Weinstein.

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look fat, Corn Pop evolved. I put some pomade on him and he became Biff Tanen. Now make like a leaf and shut your mouth.

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're a lying cockroach face ass soldier.

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Toucansexual 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pray for you. Mine is sick in the hospital.

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Toucansexual 3 points ago +3 / -0

Extra hamburger meat and special sauce, yo.

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Socialism is for fags.

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he sniffing...Bootybutt's industrial strength buttplug?

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look fat, I never said listen. Now drop and give me fifty cockroaches. If you don't, John Carpenter will bring in, you know, Ben Grimm.

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Toucansexual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could this all be clever marketing for big hand sanitizer corporations? The Walmart near where I live, all the hand sanitizers have been bought out. They can't stock the stuff fast enough to keep it on the shelf.

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Toucansexual 6 points ago +6 / -0

Diablo series died when Activision fucked up the third game.

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