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Tracker2208 5 points ago +5 / -0

My mind read that as "that NYT erection needle" - might as well have been.

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Tracker2208 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trust me this is the best, shortest explanation https://youtu.be/AbG6u86t4bA

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Tracker2208 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I smell children" - Come on man!

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Tracker2208 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of scum doesn't capitalize their brother's name?

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Tracker2208 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just wait until the fat Hispanic one dies of covid after Trump gets reelected

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Tracker2208 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm very disappointed in myself for favoring "How do we panic even more than we're already panicking"

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Tracker2208 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or they got so excited they accidentally up voted twice.

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Tracker2208 6 points ago +6 / -0

In theory it could work if they can find some way to keep the joggers out.

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Tracker2208 2 points ago +2 / -0

I volunteered for John Kerry's campaign (I really hated Bush). I haven't gotten a non-Trump political text in forever, but out of the blue I get the same survey. Pulling numbers from 2004 they must be desperate.

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Tracker2208 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I compare it to being the sober person in a room with a bunch of drunk people you used to drink with" - Accurately describes how I see sportsball fans now.

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Tracker2208 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of my family are NFL zombies. To be fair I was too pre-2016. I think I'm taking up online poker again just too have an excuse not to watch that garbage with them.

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Tracker2208 24 points ago +25 / -1

It was the federal marshals.

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Tracker2208 5 points ago +5 / -0

I find it hilarious that the MSM won't call out Trump as a liar for saying he saved millions of lives because they would have to admit those projections were a hoax.

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