I love that it's early afternoon, Davi is lounging by the pool, and thinks, fuckit I'm making a video
Is it gay if you're attracted to a female penis? Asking for an Obama friend.
The Treaty of Versailles led to Hitler.
Germany was to compensate for the carnage of WWI by printing lots and lots of duetsche marks. This debased the currency and threw everyone into poverty.
Hilter filled the void. If not him, it would have been communism. Both equally evil.
Trump doesn't even need to put bait on the hook. Democrats just come flopping out of the water into the boat. I'd throw Nadler back, he's got some sort of fungus that's toxic.
Formaldehyde preserves dead people. You can't extend your life by huffiing it, mark.
Is this real life? I ignored your NSFW warning and now I'm probably going to lose my job. This is the most awesomely awful thing I've seen.
They thought the could hold the country hostage (ironic in that era) and Reagan blew that out of the water deciding to replace them with the military if they didn't show up to work.
Guy on the right appears to have a very long torso.
I love Barr. He's the kid with the red rider bb gun that group up to be Ralphie, Attorney General.
For those of you following along but here, but can't watch the hearing, a quick synopsis.
Google is getting most of the heat, Pichai just repeats platitudes to every direct question he's asked.
Zuckerberg is high as a kite and reading off a teleprompter.
Bezos keeps intermittently showing up on screen even though he's not speaking, and no one is asking him questions.
No one has reclaimed their time yet.
Tim Apple trying to throw shade at a black man. "If it's a native app..."
I can't believe my hard earned tax dollars go to this nonsense.
I love how the "journalist" always have a pen in his hand, as if he's taking notes. He then waves it around to make sure everyone watching can see how diligent and professional he is.
He's drawing dicks.
"I live in a van down by the river!" Senssenbrener is Chris Farley, I could watch that guy talk all day.
These are some good questions. google go brrrrrrrr
teleprompter!
I wonder what cocktail of drugs Zuckerberg takes to get through these hearings. I'm going to ask my doctor for pills that make me look like a moist corpse.
It didn't take long for this to turn into a trainwreck
Whoever has the mouse, click on Bezos' face. We can't see him!
He looks like he's reading off an IHOP menu
My wife asked me why I didn't mow the lawn. "I'm reclaiming my time!"
They'll never take from us, our five minute break!!
Western Civilization is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity. We're burning through it like a spoiled teen mom with a credit card.
Beans and Red Bull. If you were to ask me three years ago if I'd be amped AF to vote while having enough gas to fill an air balloon, I'd think you were joking.
Tyler Perry's "A Fall From Grace" is so spectacularly awful it's a masterpiece that should be in the Smithsonian.
Welcome to the party, Tyler!