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TronaldDrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They/them is great if being referred to in the plural form makes you feel important. I prefer bro/brah.

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TronaldDrump 45 points ago +45 / -0

Not real. Is it? Can't be real. Could it? Damn it. April Fools' day. So this is a prank. Right? Guys? It is a prank, right?

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TronaldDrump 205 points ago +205 / -0

Thanks! I just got eye herpes.

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TronaldDrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

On Tuesday, Psaki told reporters β€œwe are not trying to close our borders”

Oops, again.

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TronaldDrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." Groucho Marx

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TronaldDrump 65 points ago +65 / -0

Greg Kelly wouldn't bite though. Loved how Trump brought it up again and again. The most obvious time that Kelly avoided the topic was when Trump brought it up and he asked Trump about golf.

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TronaldDrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Got a $1,000 Tump-face bill tattooed on my tallywhacker. Why? I like to watch my money grow.

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TronaldDrump 72 points ago +76 / -4

To clarify... Κ™Ιͺʟʟ α΄„ΚŸΙͺɴᴛᴏɴ Ιͺꜱ α΄€ Κ€α΄€α΄˜Ιͺκœ±α΄›.

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TronaldDrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

π•Έπ–Žπ–π–Š π•·π–Žπ–“π–‰π–Šπ–‘π–‘ π–Žπ–˜ 𝖆 π–“π–†π–™π–Žπ–”π–“π–†π–‘ π–™π–—π–Šπ–†π–˜π–šπ–—π–Š.

Κ™Ιͺʟʟ α΄„ΚŸΙͺɴᴛᴏɴ Ιͺꜱ α΄€ Κ€α΄€α΄˜Ιͺκœ±α΄›.

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TronaldDrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

π•Έπ–Žπ–π–Š π•·π–Žπ–“π–‰π–Šπ–‘π–‘ π–Žπ–˜ 𝖆 π–“π–†π–™π–Žπ–”π–“π–†π–‘ π–™π–—π–Šπ–†π–˜π–šπ–—π–Š.

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TronaldDrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's only one thing to say in this situation:

Κ™Ιͺʟʟ α΄„ΚŸΙͺɴᴛᴏɴ Ιͺꜱ α΄€ Κ€α΄€α΄˜Ιͺκœ±α΄›.

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TronaldDrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's all they need. And they'll call them white supremacists terrorists with a violent MAGA agenda. It will be all over the news and be condemned by hollywood and the political elite.

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TronaldDrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Between May 15, 2014 and Feb. 12, 2016, Burisma sent another 48 wires to Rosemont Seneca Bohai, totaling $3,489,490.78.283 Of the 48 transactions, 39 are described as β€œConsulting Services” and 39 of the 48 are in the amount of $83,333.33, with the last of the payments occurring on Feb. 12, 2016.284 Between June 5, 2014, and Oct. 5, 2015, Rosemont Seneca Bohai sent 38 wires totaling $701,979 to three of Hunter Biden’s bank accounts.285 These transfers may represent the final step in the flow of funds from Burisma to Rosemont Seneca Bohai to Biden during this period.- Page 67.

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