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I did absolutely insane crazy shit for the continued support of the American government and our covert and overt representatives, operators and service members in foreign shitholes. While I did make incredible money my biggest incentive was because I am so grateful and thankful for God blessing me to be American. I never grew out of doing stupid kid death defying tricks and found a niche job that paid me for my insane adrenaline junky rush.
I did high tower rigging in the biggest shitholes of the planet. Often while getting shot at. The US based customer provided security and bulletproof vests and kevlar helmets but it's ungodly hot wearing that shit in the fucking desert and I'd rather take my chances at being shot than boiling to death. It was always fun meeting other American Professional Badass technicians who did similar while in a bar in Peshawar or Almaty or Cox Bazaar and get crazy drunk with them because literally nobody knows that thrill. And then doing it again tomorrow. I'm not a hero but I've worked with a lot of them.
Anytime someone egotistical writes "you read it here first" they actually mean "this has been a written in numerous places but I'm going to take credit for it".
I don't know who needs to hear this but... I mean...Which part of this couldn't be made up? This happens every day now. Nothing here is so far fetched that it defies belief.
OMG, how could ANYONE have guessed there was a rapist in Lamda Lamda Lamda?!?
Even Democrats don't support Biden. However, they DO support the communist left.
We already know the secret service took the L here. They should have blasted the FBI after they denied them entrance to the Mar A Lago facility.
Dang it! I was all ready to launch some nuclear weapons just because and MY code didn't work. I had BR549. Anyone else get stuck with bunk numbers?
Aloha big igloo!
My God! He's just a boy! A child! Does their madness know no boundaries?
First thing I noticed in the video is that some of them were definitely fucking around. The same ones look like they found out.
I mean, what are you basing her deserving it on? I mean.
🎵 Despacito 🎶
That's basically how I skipped out on a date with a Hispanic woman last night.
And Samuel Clemens real name?
Fuck you cockaholic
Ooh, sorry boo. I shouldn't spank you so hard when your monkey pox are still all oozy.
Hey kent, fuck you and your stupid commercials!
Even reddit morons are sometimes better than our morons. Thankfully that's the rare exception.
She's got oddly stubby fingers. 8/10 would not bone!
Dude, what did you gain by being such a retarded bottom bitch cum guzzling glory hole queen? Seriously, what in the fuck is wrong with you???
Jesus Christ dude, lay off deep throating your bull when you're so high on PCP and meth! Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?
Call any freight shipping company in Baltimore. They're anxious for your brilliance.
And if there is a two foot concrete panel behind the steel wall he cut out how much more time of being caught do you think he's going to invest? Especially since battery operated hammer drill bits dull really fucking fast and batteries will be dead long before they make the very first hole.
You really haven't thought this out, have you?