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TrumpKnowsKungFu 10 points ago +11 / -1

"Alright Jerome, this cherry-ass pair of Jordans says you know EXACTLY who the trigger man is."

"Yo yo kin u git dem sign by jay z?"

"Uhh... uh I mean yeah. We actually already did. Signed by Jaysie. We knew you'd want that"

marker noises from behind glass

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Absolutely correct. The $200,000 bail is a DEAD GIVEAWAY that they aint playing.

Hope he spent that 2 weeks working on his soap-handling skills.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 2 points ago +3 / -1

FUCK every mother fucker doesnt get out their fucking car and beat that piece of shit into the fucking pavement where it belongs.

EVERYONE who filmed and didn't protect that animal - FUCK THEM.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope this piece of shit does ever minute of his time, and suffers a stroke on the day of his release.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normally I'm all for more guns in the US, but Chinese shit can stay in China. Rather have actual firearms that... you know, fire.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 1 point ago +1 / -0

not in my experience. Weed tends to amp my anxiety up and leave me talking to myself in my head - the lack of judgement allows my confirmation bias to go off-the-rails, leading to giant philosophical introspections that are based off bullshit right at the outset.

I did some experiments recording my dialogue when getting stoned alone. Listening to my wild theories and breakthroughs in the light of day was... embarrassing.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's the craziest part of these militant morons on the left. They legitimately think they are going to be some sort of commisar in the Communist revolution.

No, you're going to be forced labor until your last finger breaks - then you're going to be landfill.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck me, so much rage.

You clearly have much inner turmoil you must overcome.

I recommend burning off all socialist tattoo's on your skin with a soldering iron, then getting a job, earning a wage, buying property, and observing how it alters your worldview for the better.

Capitalism will set you free, man

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TrumpKnowsKungFu -5 points ago +6 / -11

People downvoting you hard. Downvote me too. I agree.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 4 points ago +4 / -0

It dramatically reduces pathogens which travel on moisture droplets.

God damnit this fucking narrative is ridiculous.

This has nothing to do with coronavirus, it's just BASIC microbiology.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, but at the time Hillary called them 'kennels'

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is phenomenal. Only the most idiotic or blue-pilled will see this hilariously weak argument as solid reasoning. Most DO NOT LISTEN TO TRUMP, and may have no idea he said this, or that this many major cities are Blue. Perhaps they've heard the claim, but just assume Donnie lied. Here's THEIR OWN FRIENDLY SOURCE OF INFO telling them he's pretty damn spot-on!

Beautiful.

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