I haven't given up, but some humor would really help boost my mood right now. Please enjoy the following jokes (some new, some adapted). Add your own in the comment section!
Have you heard about McDonald's new AOC Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. AOC, junior congresswoman and de facto head of the party, summoned an expert to get rid of them.
The expert said, "There's only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism."
AOC was befuddled by his answer. "Socialism?"
"Yes," said the expert, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."
**What's the difference between a RINO and a jellyfish? ** One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Chucky Schumer woke up in the hospital after surgery. He asked the nurse, "Why are all the blinds drawn in here?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure."
Why did it take The Squad so long to screw in a light bulb?
Ilhan Omar was too busy screwing her brother and the State of Minnesota.
Tlaib ignored the darkness and instead tweeted that Donald Trump orchestrated the light bulb's demise and should be impeached.
Ayana Pressley couldn't grip the bulb hard enough because she just doesn't make an impression -- on anyone.
AOC couldn't understand why she couldn't screw the light bulb into the garbage disposal.
Then they all stopped trying so they could screw America instead.
World War II had the USO. We Have TheDonald.win to boost our spirits!
Can someone with a more analytical brain than mine please review the Tarrant County Texas voting results. https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/TX/Tarrant/105205/web.264614/#/summary
Most of the down ballot races were won by republicans. But President Trump "lost" to Biden by 2,000-3,000 votes?? I live here and would like to complain but I want to understand the results first.
As we fight a battle for our country's future , let the following D-Day quotes give you hope and courage:
"Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well-trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely...I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking." General Dwight D. Eisenhower
At this historic moment, surely not one of us is too busy, too young or too old to play a part in a nation-wide, perchance a world-wide vigil of prayer as the great crusade sets forth." King George VI
"I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory!" Winston Churchill
BTW, we should refuse to 'die on this hill.' We can't quit until we TAKE this hill.
Just got a text on my phone (sorry I can't do screenshots):
Hi, ****. I'm Jay, w/Beto's new group, Powered by People. As a Texas voter, who will you be supporting for President?
My response:
Given a choice between a patriotic stable genuis and a treasonous vegetable, I have to choose President Donald J. Trump. And you are not Powered by People. You are Powered by Bullshit.
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Republican Challenger, John Dennis! I don't think I have ever donated to a political campaign, not even our duly elected and beloved President Trump's.
However, I'm enraged by Pelosi's behavior, especially tonight.
John Dennis seems to be a Trump supporter. Please pray, send money, whatever, to help him depose Pelosi. Thank you.