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TrumpPatriot 45 points ago +45 / -0

They need excuses for why healthy people are dying.

by Clabber
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TrumpPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not approach and $250,000 reward are sending me mixed signals.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should open her base a little wider for additional support.

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TrumpPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

So exactly how heavy is a barn. Now I want to know.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even sharks won’t eat this idiot.

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TrumpPatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

A church where only half of the congregation is on its knees at a time. Pretty sure the confession box has a glory hole.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

try to dig a basement in Fla and you end up with a swimming pool.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds like a foot fetish post written by a man. I call bullshit on you sir.

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TrumpPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate everyone in that audience.

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TrumpPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

30 30 is my all-time favorite. Killed lots of pigs with this.

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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have been ordained through the universal life church for 12 years. I put my religious exemption in 6 weeks ago. haven't heard anything yet. I am currently working at a very liberal NE college for a construction contractor. HOW liberal do you say, well, we just installed sanitary napkin disposals IN THE MEN'S ROOM. We will see what happens.

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TrumpPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

mo·tor·boat /ˈmōdərˌbōt/

noun. A water vehicle prone to sinking while carrying large amounts of guns and ammo. Also a silly prank you do to your girl that makes her giggle while keeping your ears nice and warm.

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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will gratuitously motorboat the hell out of those mandate definitions.

by Ponzo
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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

White people already have a bad rep for not being able to dance, but holy shit, this is on a whole other level.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shouldn't have fired the "Time to make the donuts" guy.

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