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TrumpPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time to get my scuba gear out I guess. Now where exactly did my boat sink.

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TrumpPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Putin punked that fucking potato. I’m kinda thinking we’re the bad guys now.

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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Massive fire where the ballots are kept start April 21.

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TrumpPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I support this idea. May I also suggest reaching under your shirt and into your waistband. Or jokingly take the officers gun out of their holster. They love that.

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TrumpPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ja Rule and Mary J. Blige moved to a predominantly white area to be rid of the crime and violence only to have to live next to a low-income housing complex. See, there is justice in this world.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

My shocked face has worn out by now. need something bigger and crazier.

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TrumpPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

From potato to what? This is getting weird.

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would gladly hold tightly to one of those "Officials" as we sat on that island as the volcano starts to blow. Bet they sign my pass real quick.

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TrumpPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if she’s single.

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TrumpPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don jr learned nothing from his father on dating. Go get a hot 25-year-old, not a used-up mouthy cunt that is 800 years old. The boy needs to be taken out behind the woodshed.

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TrumpPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Braille air map industry will be Huge. I’m investing now.

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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mammaries Are Great Always.

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