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TurdFerguson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Duck duck go seems to know exactly

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TurdFerguson 11 points ago +11 / -0

I met a rookie cop the other day who was a teacher a year ago. You know an institution is screwed up when someone’s willing to leave it to be a cop these days.

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your politician so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Permanent meat sweats.

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TurdFerguson 7 points ago +7 / -0

So if you steal my car and I take it back I’m stealing my car?

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

That asshole was probably having orgies at home, then pulling that crap at work. Lefties love to be hypocrites.

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Assuming they went through the system and weren’t just printed out and brought in the back.

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TurdFerguson 4 points ago +4 / -0

How did Jimmy say that with his wife’s boyfriend’s dong in his mouth?

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go ahead and try. I double dog dare you.

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course Googles election map still shows it and Alaska disputed.

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were going to need a desalination plant just to be able to drink.

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they were going to take everything from me I would plow the fields under and destroy the equipment. Let them try their Chaz ag out on a large scale.

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TurdFerguson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Next election I’m registering Democrat and volunteering as a poll watcher.

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

The map has Ca the wrong color

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drudge. I’ve never heard of her.

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TurdFerguson 7 points ago +7 / -0

With one caveat...a national audience

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