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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, while this is pretty cool from a technical perspective, I can pick a Kwikset lock in 15 to 30 seconds with a tension bar and a rake pick. That’s not Jack Bauer fast, but faster than this. No one who has spent the time learning to pick would ever use this. It’s a pride thing. This thing is for unskilled people with no picking practice, like burglars. I can see a locksmith using it if he wanted to cut duplicate keys, but it is easier to simply rekey it once it is picked.

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Turdistanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well this deteriorated quickly

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Turdistanian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. This is a big fucking deal. If regular army is coming in then was Posse Comitatus suspended? Was insurrection declared? There were rumors it was. That’s why I posted it. My source is impeccable. Glad 4chan got a screen grab.

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Turdistanian 26 points ago +26 / -0

C17 was RCH706T. Took off from Wheeler Sack AAF at 8:53pm EST and landed at Joint Base Andrews at 9:55pm EST. Verifiable at FlightAware. Sorry, didn’t get pictures. I wasn’t invited.

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Turdistanian 40 points ago +41 / -1

Sorry, no sauce is gonna be obtainable until it is commonly known. You can verify the C17 took off from Ft drum and landed in DC on adsbexchange.com. Best we can do at this point.

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Turdistanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

From now on my gender identity is "conservative". My preferred pronouns are "Us and We".

So if they cancel my Twat account, wouldn't that then be illegal discrimination?

I could accuse Twitter of being Magaphobic.

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Turdistanian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently not. Took me 10 fucking minutes.

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Turdistanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in Santa Barbara and I never heard of this.

Edit... now I remember this. It wasn’t in Santa Barbara it was in Isla Vista, a nearby college community and home of the Bank of America burning in the 60s riots. Big deal.

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Santas matter!

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

We got one of those emergency alerts here in Santa Barbara CA yesterday. They're only for hand-wringing liberals. The rest of us didn't pay any attention.

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s 62 now. I don’t think this is her.

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Turdistanian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rendition.

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Turdistanian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.

Sun Tzu

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the story was bogus, we would be hearing a lot more people claiming it isn't true. There have been a few, but no one credible has really refuted this claim.

Even if it IS false, there are a lot of people that believe there is a possibility it is true and that brings out whistleblowers who are not real excited about going down because of this.

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a fake account.

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Turdistanian 5 points ago +5 / -0

How could he know a month ahead of time? That can’t be a typo. That has to be intentional. It would take extra steps.

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tugger Toobin. I hope we find out that he was on another call with Mr. Potato Head

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Turdistanian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who’s the midget?

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