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Turdistanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN - Assault with a friendly weapon

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Turdistanian 28 points ago +28 / -0

Dozens of players just got a big middle finger. They might want to pay attention.

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Turdistanian 4 points ago +4 / -0

The brother-in-law of a guy that lives down the street from a friend of mine got it. Supposedly.

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Turdistanian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m a retired contractor and the only real way to secure sliding glass doors is a roll down door. They are very expensive but give you almost impenetrable protection. They are also used in hurricane areas. There are lots of ways to keep them from being pried open or lifted off the track, but I’ve never seen a security door like you are describing.

Now you could get creative and sink a couple of steel poles in the ground and install chain link fencing immediately adjacent to the glass. Maybe put in a gate and heavy chain lock?

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Turdistanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hispanics here in Californication do not care to work with blacks. It isn’t that they’re racist, they say they are lazy. I have some Hispanic guys that have worked for me for years and that’s what they tell me. If they had to pay more taxes for reparations, they would not be happy.

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Turdistanian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, she's a guy so...

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Turdistanian 4 points ago +5 / -1

Poor George has been milking this for a couple of years. Same tweets, same walls, same ass-hoes. I got bad news for him. Those walls are headed out to sea. He’s gonna have to figure out a new gig.

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Turdistanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo Big Mike - howz it hangin!

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Turdistanian 5 points ago +6 / -1

Maybe he converted a room in his house so he could get used to it gradually.

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Turdistanian 7 points ago +8 / -1

Geraldo is the yappy chihuahua and Bongino is the Rhodesian Ridgeback.

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Turdistanian 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’ve seen this around other places. It is mostly called out as BS. But there is nothing here that can hurt you so FWIW.

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