I want to believe the misspelling of “role” was intentional. I keep imagining Lopez in a full Col. Sanders white tuxedo, walking up to Barr’s table at KFC and snatching away a dinner roll from beside his family-size bucket of fried chicken..

DIJ? Department of InJustice? Seems appropriate.

TheDonald.win showed up as the first result when I searched “The Donald” on DDG. It’s not a search algorithm issue.

Put foxnews.com into your router’s blacklist, and never see that website again!