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UMAthemovement 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eject while the canopy is still above you

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UMAthemovement 27 points ago +28 / -1

Didn't he get smacked with a chair on national television?

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UMAthemovement 4 points ago +4 / -0

Build the wall of Marshall amplifiers

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UMAthemovement 2 points ago +2 / -0

Citizen sluts will now pretend to be illegal aliens for the free aborts

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UMAthemovement 1 point ago +1 / -0

NASA Times: curling iron catches fire, destroys ship

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UMAthemovement 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to see the two on the right go at it

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UMAthemovement 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of that 911 operator who said "I ain't got time for this shit" and hung up on the caller. At least she got fired.

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