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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hit the bricks ya fat fuck. Gandpa don’t play that!

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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see another fence being erected. Dey be fraid.

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Uffda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I force myself to read these posts about losing your best Doggo because I cry along with you every time. I’m old and have been through it with five of my best Doggos and I cried like a baby every time. But I know we will see them again, it’s my only solace. Get another one as soon as you can bear it because there are many best Doggos out there that need your love.

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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill was introduced by congress critters who only work 10 hours per week.

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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would anyone need an automatic rifle!

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Uffda 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like Joe Swanson from Family Guy.

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Uffda 6 points ago +6 / -0

My dog does not like joggers. She told me they smell funny.

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Uffda 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we should buy him Harry Reid’s old treadmill as a welcome home present.

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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you remember-

Jump you fuckers! (circa 2008)

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Uffda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I see his face my inside voice says cocksucker.

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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn’t this apply to all the libtard protesters who harassed the Supreme Court Justices’ homes over Dodd? Well, never mind.

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Uffda 2 points ago +2 / -0

When your hold to maturities are diverse from your current liabilities you are fucked honey.

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Uffda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seeking Alpha. Old website. Seek and ye shall find. However, you’d best match your maturities to your liabilities or you become SVB.

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Uffda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just remember: When you deposit your money into a bank, it becomes their money. You’re just a creditor looking for them to pay you back. Get in line bitches.

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Uffda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sunday family dinners canceled forthwith.

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Uffda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Becomes roommate of Fetterman so they can create new legislation.

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