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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

Temporarily inconveniencing Congress Representatives is a much more serious crime I reckon. Federal pound me in the ass prison!

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Ullyr_Atreides 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a double standard somewhere... I can feel it

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Ullyr_Atreides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our Empress us a Based Bad Ass, change my mind.

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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

@John is about to run out of room in the bank to stuff his money into with as many Conservatives that are deleting Shitter and Failbook

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Ullyr_Atreides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Irish Whiskey: "Heyyyy... She's really pretty, go talk to her..."

Forgets to mention the Adams Apple

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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I know. Would be a cold day in hell before I ever voted for these joke asses.

I'm in Virginia, and my Senators are straight up Communists.

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Ullyr_Atreides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny how him and McConnell ride Trump's dick to 6 more years and then immediately stab him and us in the back after they win. You'll see the commies they really are the next six years. Spineless cowards in service of the swamp.

The Republican party is dead to me.

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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dressed as Vikings, they can't tell it was us!

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Ullyr_Atreides 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's probably trying to figure out what to buy with his 30 pieces of silver.

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Ullyr_Atreides 14 points ago +14 / -0

Based Chad. Fuck Pence.

And honestly just straight up fuck the entire Republican party while you're at it. I'll never vote R again. And definitely not D.

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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a type of fly they have there that bites the eyes, and injects larva, and as they mature they eat their way out blinding the child.

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Ullyr_Atreides 3 points ago +3 / -0

With respect, I'm not going to get my hopes up. I haven't been this fucking heartsick since coming back from Africa having seen kids getting their eyes eaten by maggots.

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Ullyr_Atreides 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's funny really, I get bot brigaded a lot. And comment karma can never go negative, so it isn't actually hurting my internet points, even if they mattered in the first place.

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Ullyr_Atreides 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the face of a man who's about to get his dick wet in a skullfuckin session.

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Ullyr_Atreides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well that improves my opinion of Lindsey Graham.

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