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UncleSteve_PedeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

I burned the boat and swam ashore. I was so mad.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk what youre talking about. I own no guns.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mother fucker sure gets lippy with a razor wire fence and 25000 troops around his podium, doesn't he?

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is a lot like my friend Bobby.

Bobby is the guy who goes through his receipt at the bar line by line with his glasses on to make sure he's not getting fucked out of a single dime.

Bobby makes money because nobody fucks him out of a dime.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

We ready to do something about it yet?

These politicians aren't shit without a voice.

These politicians are enemy number two.

The media is enemy number one.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's pretty fucking badass that 142 year old GEOTUS looks like my dad.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, fuck you and everyone you care about, admire or love.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 43 points ago +44 / -1

Someone tell me why we didn't storm the doors of Big Tech on the 6th again. Remind me.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texas Pede here.

I'd support this, but only if other states came with us.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been a messy ass yet fully functioning alcoholic for about 6 years now. I'd say I'm extra qualified.

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just slightly puffed warm exhaled breath from my nostrils.

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