We need to think bigger. Much bigger.
People need to know that it is completely normal and not suspicious at all.
He should also just just stop counting in the middle for no reason.
Now, it just so happens that my son has a nonprofit organization that works on said cause. He's smart, you know - he has a law degree.
My daughter has a consulting company that is for profit and is contracted by my son's nonprofit to work on the amazingly worthy cause.
Anywho - let's just talk about how good that cause is and raise a bunch of money for it and then y'all don't worry, i'll be sure that the money goes to fighting the good fight.
And don't forget to post to all of your Instagram friends how much better you are than them for supporting our cause!
I know some black muslims. Immigrants from Africa (like Mali).
But I've still never met a black person who celebrates Kwanzaa.