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Full On Faggotry by ENVYNITAZ
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

News flash papa, mass murder is much more easily achieved with a rented home depot pickup truck, as evidenced by YOUR people.

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PSA: Putting on a dress, a wig, lipstick, and chopping your dick with an axe doesn't magically turn you into a woman. You're now just a dude with no dick. by Chickenbaconpoutine
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Newsflash: they were before they removed it.

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Can we ban this retard? by TendiesOnly
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, daddy.

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Based Koreans by MaximusKek
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

#Noob-Noob

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- Cucked Faggot of the year - Jim Acosta by NormaJeanRocks
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he dies.

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Pre-President Trump Tweet For Reminiscence Sake by Joujigun
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dunno, she looks like a dude. Probably got it the other way too.

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MLK is rolling in his grave by happyfave
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Updoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

OFFICIAL UPDOOT

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Am I missing the joke? by TaterNubbz
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Updoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

$145 for a 45ACP with a magazine, ready to party. Can't beat that!

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Am I missing the joke? by TaterNubbz
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the world devolves into a Fallout-style post apocalypse, only the heartiest weapons will make the cut. War. War never changes. I'm Ron Perlman.I pay large men to fuck my wife.

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My work offers paid sick leave if you get sick after participating in a popular medical trial by Updoot
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

amen, and just for this, awomen.

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Let's get 75 million signatures on this petition 🇺🇸 by uHateUsCuz
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seem to remember something about them knowing well in advance about the person who failed to kill david hogg too.

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Didn't even break a sweat? by Overtaxed
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Updoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

you misspelled guacamole

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Well David, he is a Biden Supporting Muslim who was hunting MAGA. now what asshole? Are you going to pay for his bail? by kek_saved_the_world
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bet his salary? How much does welfare pay these days?

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Just straight up advertising that your wife will cheat on you while you are deploying by Formerlurker92
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Updoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

i thought that was a picture of ben shapiro, his doctor wife, and their newest one, mugumbo shapiro

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Why is Abbott letting them turn Texas blue through flooding the state with illegals? Is this guy a cuck? by MAGA1775
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

he tried to stand for something but was unable. likes sharing his wife with every black dude he meets outside the red lobster

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Harry's Razors has gone woke over an account with 2 followers. It's time to move on, lads. by TheMutualist
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

only time ive ever bought their shit products is when they were on clearance. same with not really a dollar shave club. fuck all of them, just give me my fucking blue prison razors and fuck right off

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Fox News helped the usurper take power. Now they are complaining about him, and you are watching them complain about him, and they are earning a profit from you watching them complain about him....If you still watch Fox News, you are a globo-homo and you should just admit it. by ColonelKurtz
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Updoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone who watches Fox News can suck 900 Vietnamese fishermen dicks right after they dock for the evening.

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Can the $27M Floyd stimulus check be garnished by BLM-looted businesses? by Hanging_Chad
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reverse garnished, sure.

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WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED??? by Mukzn
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Updoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit, at least he had a hotel room. All his homies are sleeping the parking garage and shit. He probably od'd on comfort.

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Good job boys! 👏👏👏 by Bball-gurl
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck you, don't call me a republican you piece of shit communist.

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I need to ask you #superstraight dudes... if you saw me and didn’t know I was non-binary, what would you tell your confused boner? by BidenSniffsLittleKid
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I give her about a 30... on the how many handles of everclear I would have to take through a beer bong to even consider fucking that ham beast.

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Nancy Pelosi was cute when she was young by Updoot
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh you're right, maybe that is Kumallinya Dumpster and Mayor Willy?

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BREAKING: Texas’s Abbott Falsely Smears Gab As ‘Anti-Semitic Platform’, Says It Doesn’t Belong In Texas - Gabriel Keane by TaxDollarsHardAtWork
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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, she prefers to do it camel style with him, facing the wall.

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Greg Abbott Calls Gab ‘Antisemitic’ And Propose Legislation To End The Social Network - Gab's Response Humiliate The Republican Governor (Video) - USA SUPREME by conservativeamerica
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Updoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alright, let's go with banning twitter and facebook too.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=%22the+evil+jews%22+site%3A+twitter.com&ia=web

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%22the+evil+jews%22+site%3Afacebook.com&t=ffab&ia=web

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The trannies just suspended the superstraight gofundme for a woman’s only shelter, which reached over $7000 in 48 hours by Gwoz8881
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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is CAD, probably like $81 USD.

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