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Urkle2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Neighbor 2 doors down from us is based and has a flag in his window at all times. Watches HodgeTwins. Is cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

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Urkle2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stocked up last year. Sleep next to a Walther PPQ

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Urkle2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres this great spongebob fan game that came out recently called "Mr. Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine".

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Urkle2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a chance in Hillary's Hell

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Urkle2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Although I am contented with my arsenal to be fair I would still like more guns this year, Santa.

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Urkle2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are you boosting this fat dickface?

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Urkle2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was hoping it was. Honestly they were from two different numbers, both looked scammy.

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Urkle2 0 points ago +1 / -1

I could be completely wrong. I'm assuming you'd need oxygen. Would love to see a test of this

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Urkle2 1 point ago +3 / -2

Been meaning to mention this: Guns don't work in space

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Urkle2 3 points ago +3 / -0

PPQ owner and Cigar-smoker here, this guy is awesome. I miss Not-Gay-Jared and Crowder's comedic sensibility together the most. But he's still probably my favorite commentator. And living meme.

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Urkle2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get fucked you sheep. Go suck Steven Colbert's micropenis.

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Urkle2 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are the people who jerk off to cartoons.

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Urkle2 2 points ago +2 / -0

SeaLab was fucking based even if they didn't mean it. "Wait.. so you're saying... communism is bad?" "What are you, TWO YEARS OLD?"

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Urkle2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never had a soul tell me to put one on since fucking May

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