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V43_of_ii_dim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to start planning for every single day until the cancer is completely excised.

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V43_of_ii_dim 25 points ago +25 / -0

I guarantee you these lazy fucks who work at these congressional office computers are gettin away with installing shit like “Mouse Wiggle” to maintain persistent connections that would ordinarily time out.

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V43_of_ii_dim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can’t charge someone with murder/manslaughter since Destruction of Government Property is a completely different type of crime.

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V43_of_ii_dim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use em or lose em, I say. In Minecraft.

Assuming of course they weren’t already lost in a boating accident.

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V43_of_ii_dim 4 points ago +5 / -1

TIL that the feds tried to make Smartpipe a reality... Apologies in advance for YouTube/AdultSwim:

https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

Does this mean the entire federal government has to register as a sex offender?

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V43_of_ii_dim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Judges give probation to the diddling dads as a thank you for the spank bank material provided to them. They’re into that sick shit.

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V43_of_ii_dim 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not sure about here, but there was a report last week about a WiFi connected thermostat that was being used as an entry point to exfiltrate data to CCP servers.

Not sure why any gov agency would allow IoT devices on their network, but whatever. State Gov IT people seem to think Cybersecurity involves unplugging the Ethernet cable of a compromised device from the wall so the hacker is physically trapped inside.

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V43_of_ii_dim 11 points ago +11 / -0

One for each commie eardrum would be a solid plan.

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