Impatient.

I'll teach HS math if you do the college stuff. Any other patriots want to join our district?

Email [email protected] and tell them all about it.

Time for a printing press.

Why can't it be helicopters and trains?

I stand with President Trump.

Biden didn't win shit.

I kinda want Herns to have a silent m.

"Can we discuss my mask use over a zoom?"

Mitch DOES lick China Taint.

You lost me at "his inauguration" unless you mean Trump's inauguration.

Ooh, baby.

All good ideas, but not ones that will work for my current situation, unfortunately.

So what do you propose that someone with kids do who can't go to DC? What can we do to help the cause?

You had better be raven-ously hungry.

Oh shit. Did we just discover Tim Pool's secret?

What if I win the lottery? What if a dick grows out of my forehead? Why are we asking about impossibilities?

"2 killed and 4 injured in overnight gun violence. Main perpetrator identified as white male."

It is until we meme it into reality...

I love a happy ending.

No shit. They could arrest Biden live and someone could rip off his mask revealing Jean Carroll and she could say, "I would have gotten away with all of this sext fraud if it weren't for you meddling pedes!" and then Mike Lindell could blast her with His Pillow and I would be like, "These are normal happenings."

I hope David McCullough lives long enough to write the saga 2020. That would be epic.

80 Brazilian votes.

I like it! Even Vermont gets to be red for a fucking change.

More like fantasy.