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Vainslayer13 5 points ago +5 / -0

News from November 9: "This was an age-lash! This was an attack on mental impairment, senior citizens and... what do you mean Trump is only four years younger?!"

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Vainslayer13 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe... I remember Clinton and Bush looking younger a couple years after leaving the White House. That amount of stress and pressure sticks to a person.

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Vainslayer13 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seriously... every other president in my life has looked a couple years younger after leaving the White House.

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Vainslayer13 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people really have nothing! Every other counter tweet is, "Durr! Hurr! Drumpf bought himself a gold-plated office way back when!" like that has any bearing on Pelosi, who is eating gourmet ice cream while millions of citizens can't buy bread. Clueless pawns.

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Vainslayer13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm gonna save this photo for the next time someone in my life asks me to define SIMP.

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Vainslayer13 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Durr! Uh! Hurr! The drug isn't truly a cure because it only treats the symptoms and makes the virus more survivable! Ha! Not a true cure! Checkmate, Drumpf!"

Disgracefully, I share blood with the moron that is putting this brand of crap all over Facebook.

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Vainslayer13 3 points ago +3 / -0

"That's because you took fish medication. People don't swim in fish tanks. You might need to take some of that similar sounding stuff you use to clean your pool."

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Dihydrogen monoxide is responsible for innumerable deaths at sea and Trump dares to consume it on camera! IMPEACH!" -CNN

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Vainslayer13 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man's expression practically screams, "I know. I can't believe this shit neither."

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Vainslayer13 17 points ago +17 / -0

I am confident Trump will win, but also really want to trigger everyone on Facebook this November when I post for the first time in a couple years!

Meanwhile, they're gonna see these same polls and go, "Oh! Well, the party doesn't need my vote! I'll just sleep in!"

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Vainslayer13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, because persistently insulting opposition and moderate voters worked sooo well in 2016.

Seriously, what is the thought process here?!

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Vainslayer13 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've literally called out Biden Bros on this and their literal response comes down to:

Them: "Well, Trump should have known better!" Me: "He did know better! He closed the borders!" Them: "I mean, he should have done that sooner!"

Apparently, Trump should have been clairvoyant. Demwits.

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Vainslayer13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Politicians: "No way! We have the military!" Military: "You really don't, boss."

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, anybody that gets on a stage and goes "Vote for me! I'm not Donald Trump!" would probably get some measure of approval! At this point, they'd try to elect a cheeseburger with a little Democrat flag in it.

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bernie Bros that got fooled twice are already counting down to 2024! Bwahahahaha!

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

The alien-bros would come to lift us up into the greater galactic community. They would then abandon us or blow us up a couple weeks after some Democrat was caught attempting to fuck one of their young.

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Vainslayer13 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We're not an ordering clerk!" THANK YOU!

All these states, cities, counties and hospitals that allowed their supplies to be depleted keep trying to pass the buck up the chain like it isn't their jobs to keep those supplies stocked. And apparently, Trump was just supposed to magically know that these places needed supplies while they themselves were ignorant of the problem.

Fuck off, CBS!

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

My reaction to the civil rights movements for, ahem, alternative lifestyles has bounced between "Yeah. Okay." and "Yeah. Whatever.", you know, because the vast majority of people simply don't care what happens behind closed doors.

I remember a classmate came out to our group in 2006 and the reaction amounted to, "Huh, so, what movie are we gonna see?" because we knew he wasn't gonna hit on us. He was just a guy that liked other guys.

That said, I get the impression that fragile people constantly being told by mass media types that they will never be accepted and that all the people going about their lives around them secretly hate them doesn't help matters.

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have so many more confirmed cases because our tests actually work! China's own test reported fails like a dollar store pregnancy test more than half the time. Nevermind them obviously lying about their numbers.

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