So I told the martians they won't get the money unless they deliver a few extra million Biden ballots. If they don't like it they could call Obama. And what do you know, that Martian son of a bitch delivered a few million more at 3am
2+2=5
To be fair it's hard to talk when you have 10 inch Biden cock in mouth.
Trust Sessions!
Trust The Plan!
We will release more hourly pictures of Hunter Bidens dick until moral improves.
Doesnt matter what people think when you are free to mass print fake ballots.
huh? what am i signing?
Well, Joe may have costed me my job, but at least he's willing to look after my kids for free while i work minimum wage.
Sausage party takes me back to when Obama and Mike made foreign visits to meet Trudeau in Ottawa.
Today i signed a new EO to provide free childcare to all American residents. Please drop off your kids at the oval office with freshly shampooed hair.
- Signed, Office of the legitimately elected president
TWO WEEKS
Q predicted this.
Install Bonzai Buddy on all the laptops.
if if if if if if if if
She serves the whole FBI if you know what i mean
Someone isn't just moving the goal post. It's on a truck and speeding down the highway.
Please Mr. President. I'm tired of losing. We can't lose anymore... Please stop sniffing my hair.
Certainly doesn't help when you have officials like Gohmert re-tweeting that stuff.
So i assume Pence will be there
Quit playin' games with my heart.
I should have known Q was a larp from the start.
All I know is mypillow is made of breathable material so you can't smother commies.
(please clap)
Sessions will save the day any second now!....
Tell me. Where can I find.. The Bat.. Man...
Isn't the top picture the walking turtle dude from the old Nintendo?