Fauci negative for testies today. Will test again another day.

Piss yourself now and it'll be dry by the time the press conference ends.

my wife makes me wear pants when I walk to the mail box, too :(

So it's off brand lysol?

If it comes on again I'll try to phonetically add them. My roku doesn't record so I can't just go back and rewatch.

Back to the uncensored version this half hour. As it should be.

Bruce Jenner, Joe? Have some standards, man!

This years bombathon might be the lowest numbers in decades.

Coordinating a "Narc like a Karen" month run in tandem could lower those numbers even further.

https://media.thedonald.win/thedonald/post/lw3cRgXw.jpeg

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I'd guess as soon as you're able to go somewhere that your hairstyle matts.

Even those pointless preseason football games. As a whole though just as football lead de-segregation, it will lead de-separation.

Unlocking the country should be as fast as turning a key.

"Another 14 days" two sentences later "we didn't put a timeline of the phases"

What if each state that reopens gets a grand reopening maga rally?

So is Ivermectin.

Opening Up America Again!

A reminder he doesn't have a speaking part.

Everyone but Birx got a seat.

No better way to wrap up the Bernie Bro vote.

user name checks out.

If only Xi was actually transparent and exerting effort to contain the wuhan cough. At least we now know chinese scientists funded by Bill Gates created and spread the virus to the world.

I have it on Roku. Best news channel!

I like to think of them as dudes with boobs. Chicks don't have dicks.

That picture for some reason reminded me I have a bacardi bat pour spout. I need to find that in the morning.