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Vyse 11 points ago +12 / -1

Also totally not staged at as seeing as how there are like 3-4 dudes right in the middle of it with big ass cameras just chilling casually. Nah are just Antifa fighting themselves. False flags to distract from the audits.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot to strap pillows to him for when he falls down again

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right? I’m surprised no one’s pointed out that they accidentally have the orange and black together. You can almost hear them reeeeeeing from the future.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean also just statistically. Trump Won by a LOT. That says something about how few people ACTUALLY ever supported Biden and how many votes got switched.

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha sleep deprivation, hunger, and ADHD. I definitely glanced at that picture like. Well looks like Oreos can fix COVID. That makes about as much sense as anything else they’re saying.

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the other 50% also do but think they’re fine and everyone else is the problem.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean.. in his state he needs secret service to escort him to the bathroom when it’s time to change his diaper.

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve noticed a strong increase in the number of MAGA Momiji memes on the interzones since this news hit. Awesome. We needed some more of those high energy momiji memes.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greetings and awoo to you good sir. I bring news from the front. The 404th webborne awoo division has breached the enemy’s interweb beachhead. Major Momiji will be leading the assault into the interzones. Colonel Cracker will keep you apprised. May kek watch over you, and our enemies tremble before awoo. May our awoo resonate through the very heavens.

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as temporary President now get Biden the hell out of my office. I identify as an comnivore I have to F-up commies to survive. So it’s just nature. Trust the science, it’s in the name. I was born like this, it’s not a choice, bigot.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, he should be brought up on war crimes by every country. Our federal prisons are too nice and I don’t want taxpayer money going to feeding that prick. The virus may be weak as shit but a bio-weapon Is still a bio-weapon and war profiteering is still well.. I say throw him to the wolves. Which country do you think will have the most fitting accommodations do you think?

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Vyse 2 points ago +3 / -1

Might wanna add on a bit. MAGA ain’t desperate like them lefties. You gotta do right by your ladies. MAGA strong. Awoo. I’m a personal trainer and dietitian so I’m slightly bias but point stands. Our MAGA ladies are Valkyrie. Smart, Beautiful, and Deadly.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is it the USPS day off?

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes during graveyard shift watching the AZ audit I imagine like 50 little MAGA Momiji’s with like those little squeaky toy hammers and other toy tools and stuffs working the audit tables while thousands of Pepe watch over them on the monitors.. is that just me?

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thinking of other girls?

Sometimes during graveyard shift of watching the AZ audit I imagine like 50 little MAGA Momiji’s with like those little squeaky toy hammers and other toy tools and stuffs working the audit tables while thousands of Pepe watch over them on the monitors.. is that just me? Sleep deprivation plus ADHD.

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Vyse 7 points ago +7 / -0

You don’t know where that dollars been..

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Vyse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that supposed to be Japan? Or at least a Japanese American store? My kanji is garbage and the picture is sorta blurry but I still know my hiragana and katakana and there are some Katakana symbols on the left side.

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Vyse 5 points ago +6 / -1

Man every time I would walk passed one of the many many security cameras at work or wherever I tend to perform for them, do a dance, act out some scene or monologue, some Shakespeare.. or I just make a face or flip off the camera or something at least. If I was that security guard with the whole world watching I’d probably get fired. Maybe not, hopefully they got a sense of humor. Plus with such a big audience how could you resist?

Man that security guard though like “dododo yup everything seems to be in order. The big swivel thingy still..erm swively, the big up and down thingy with all the wires.. definitely still.. um.. it’s there. P-probably fine. Yup everything.. checks out.”

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Vyse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden snorting sawdust

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what I’m hearing is: I should start calling lefties goat fuckers. They’re not all goat fuckers but it’s best to be inclusive.

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Vyse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno.. have you seen the price of bullets these days? Sword executions would probably be more cost effective, least you can reuse the sword.

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Vyse 2 points ago +3 / -1

ADHD makes this really difficult.. but it’s important.. man rough news day today on the audit front.. Signature verification and knocking on doors.. if these guys can’t do it anymore we gotta get someone else who will. Fuck these Commie lawyers and judges. Also based lawyers, thank you. Holy damn. Spy plans, and hard drives, lawyers messing with signature verification, news folk taking pictures of car plates, Antifa next door, judge leaking security.

And based grandma hasn’t been there in like a week at the red table.. as someone with ADHD bored watching hours of camera footage.. I sorta miss based grandma. I think there’s another little ole lady at a blue table but it’s just not the same. Doesn’t give off that chill ole lady vibe. Also Grey beard dude 1 is gone.. other grey beard dude seems up tight.. man.. holy shit I’m bored.

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

The maskless dude who realizes you tap the corner of the screen in just the right spot and it will exit the display mode and take you back to the main screen and from there you can upload any photo You want to display. If it’s connected to the WiFi it’s easy, if not there’s a port for a USB you can use. Maybe “Trump Won By A Lot” or maybe a MAGA Momiji “awoo.” The possibilities are endless.

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