His penis became erect with the good intention of breaking his fall but missed the floor and plunged into her vagina instead. Oh well, at least it tried.
NOICE! ...Um, I mean, NIECE!
Now choose one and go VOTE for it! And work the polls if it's in you! (values and interpretation, Pedes. Values and interpretation.)
Because perhaps the two-year old is smarter than she is? Just sayin'
Had she been a proud, hat-wearing pede boxed in by BLM/Antifa, can you imagine what would have happened to her and her car? I can. And it wouldn't have been pointing and saying Ha Ha. It would have started with "We've got a Trumper right here!" before the demons descended on her and only God knows what lines they would not have crossed.
Aaaannndddddd I'm not hungry anymore.
Pence went in RAW!
That's no heartfelt message. That's a fucking green finger bang.
It was the Brave browser shields. Lowering them allowed the feedback feature to work.
I think they've disabled their feedback function. The instructions to give feedback, here:
https://customerservice.costco.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/1218
instruct you to use feedback the tab on the right edge of the page or a link on the bottom. The tab is absent and the feedback link is an empty anchor.
I don't have an account so I don't know if they would be present if you're logged in.
Suck ALL the dicks, youtube. Every. Single. One.
It's because the feminists haven't gotten around to redefining the word "happiness" yet like every other word with an inconvenient meaning. But don't worry, they'll get around to it one of these days and the problem will be solved... and retroactively at that! "Jezebel headline - Here's something we bet you didn't know: Girl, you've actually been happy all this time!"
Every time Biden says "Look" I step on the scale to check my weight and I swear it inches up every time. Is it fucking with me? Is it even possible for a weight scale to have TDS?
A tiny, muted American flag sitting barely noticeable below the search bar and the towering, swollen letters of Google. That isn't a tribute, it's a slur. That little flag below the search bar, looking like a hasty afterthought, is the product of decision makers at Google and I know a slur when I see one.
I only know about the maple syrup lady. She's not my aunt but I sure wish she was because that's some damned good maple syrup.
Such an underrated comment. The thought of the classic Folger's guy crooning this out is hysterical!
There is nothing wrong with domestic tehairorism.
Big Mike levels of wood?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! kkkkk!!! kkkkk!!! KkKKkKKk!!!
Can we dunk them in paint then fire them from cannons onto giant granite platforms? I want to watch them fly and say "Haha. Traitor go high!" Selfish, I know but my heart tells me it's right.
Huh? Whata hu man flu eva do to yu?
My state's website has utilities for verifying you are registered, active, and finding your polling location and times. Check your state site and send a link to all who are on the right side of history so they have no excuses for not getting it done.
s/victim/terrorist/g
s/shooter/hero/g
For people with happier lives, s/foo/bar/g means substitute foo with bar "g"lobally (i.e., everywhere)
She hit the Wall decades ago.
He's right (and high) It was his 14-year old niece, not a woman.