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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude standing at a mens room urinal taking a whizz when AG Barr walks in, takes the spot a few feet away. Dude glances at Barr, sees his huge gut and remarks, half-joking, "Damn, man when was the last time you saw your pecker?"

Barr looks up, responds with, "Yeah...it's been a while."

Dude comes back with, "Ever think about diet?"

Barr, now alarmed, turns toward Dude and asks, "WHY?!? WHAT COLOR IS IT NOW?!?!?"

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Warren_Puffitt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Those sharks are way out in the Western Pacific and the fuel cost would be massive, whereas Kilauea Volcano is only 2400 nm from the US West Coast...

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everybody knows why those guys all have squinky eyes and buck teeth right?

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife (born in Abilene, raised in Sweetwater) is baking me a pecan pie. I had tamales for lunch, and I'm drinking only Shiner Bock beers for the rest of December.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to personally fund a trip to GTMO for this prick.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer the old-old fashioned, slightly paranoid, 420% autistic way

You had me at 420% austic

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kemp gets a fuckin treason case too!

I have an idea that I've been wanting to bounce off you Pedes for the trials. There's a town in Pennsylvania between Allentown and Scranton - a quick 40 minutes from Washington DC by MH-53 Super Stallion. The name of this place is Nuremberg.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

GTMO will need to be expanded to basically the rest of Cuba.

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Warren_Puffitt 19 points ago +20 / -1

Lol @ lower right D animal looks like a fuckin armadillo.

Treason-on-the-Half-Shell!

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Warren_Puffitt 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know more honorable and loyal dogs than I know people with those traits.

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Warren_Puffitt 8 points ago +8 / -0

a school named after Obama?

You should have seen the outeight spectacle in Riviera Beach Florida when that tribe changed the name of Old Dixie Hwy to President Barack Hussein Obama Blvd. Longest fuckin street sign anywhere, and I was honestly surprised that it got spelled right.

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Warren_Puffitt 8 points ago +9 / -1

Goddamn look at that hard-ass stare, its burning into the skulls of those cuck press faggots like a gamma radiation beam. That's the look that scares people right there.

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Again,

Fake ass sign symbol with a wannabe made-up Presidential seal and a no. 46.

Office of the President of the Legeon of Dumb.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake ass sign symbol with a wannabe made-up Presidential seal and a no. 46.

Office of the President of the Legeon of Dumb.

by TBTGXOR
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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inaccurate Science Journal's 2020 Ghoul of the Year.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

wing and a drum at the same time

Really got me thinking. Conclusion is: mostly true. Bill Barr will 100% debone a drum/thigh section in one quick and clean pull, but that's technically consecutive.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I usually keep mine on trickle charge whenever I'm at home...which is all the time this year.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jennifer Griffin, if you havent noticed was one of Fox news' earliest traitors to come out. She has been a Trump hater since he emerged onto the political stage and she has a strongly-detectable bias against him in every one of her reports about him. The only thing...ONLY thing positive I can say about her is that I find that chemo patient haircut that shes worn for years to be pretty sexy for some reason.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brief history lesson insert.

Who's heard of Isaac Charles Parker, Federal Judge for the US District Court in Arkansas, appointed by President U.S. Grant. He earned the nickname The Hangin Judge, for his affinity for issuing death sentences, sentencing 160 people to death during his tenure.

This fuckin guy in the picture should get that name too, although for another reason.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are great pillows. Confession - if I bought any more MyPillows and Giza sheets I would have to buy more beds.

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