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WassermanSchultz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Barry knows better than to make Big Mike jealous.

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WassermanSchultz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Heisenberg's coronavirus test.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Call the FBI and tell them a noose is inside one of the computers.

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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago +2 / -0

My friend in DC got it, and my brother's wife's mother got it. Both said it was extremely unpleasant, but survived. I don't want to get sick, but I really like my odds here.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +10 / -0

We are the keyboard warriors, fren. A lot of good stuff percolates from here and the chans. Some trash, too, but the best stuff tends to rise to the top. I'm glad sempai notices us.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm old school and the omelette was always the one everyone would have to sweeten the deal with a pack or two of smokes to trade away. These were the MREs just before the heating packs were introduced.

Ham omelette MREs were good??!!?! I'm floored.

by humbug
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WassermanSchultz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well no, but you can imagine what it'd be like if he did.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can write some better damned code than Dominion.

If vote_for_biden = TRUE then biden++; If vote_for_trump = TRUE then trump++; print biden, print trump;

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +5 / -1

Neat - thanks. I had never heard of them.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not real clear where the remaining votes are.

Sometimes things get stuck in the Dominion voting system. Just gotta reboot it.

by BuyPepe
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WassermanSchultz 6 points ago +6 / -0

They can't make it true just by repeating it over and over again.

Pssh.. Don't underestimate the power of repeated propaganda. My sister and one of my friends are 100% convinced that Russia collusion was a thing, and nothing I can show them will change their minds.

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WassermanSchultz 11 points ago +11 / -0

I used to donate to the ACLU and Doctors Without Borders about 15 years ago. haha, boy do I feel duped.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back during the Iran Contra thing I was too young to be paying attention to what was going on. Of course I knew about the scandal but didn't really know what it was about. I was probably too busy playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out on the Nintendo.

If you haven't seen it yet, there's a Tom Cruise movie that came out a couple of years back called, "American Made" about Barry Seal. I know Cruise is into that Scientology stuff, but I've always liked him as an actor and that movie is a great watch. Check it out, if you haven't already.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, he said something like, "Fool me once, uhh, shame on me. Fool me twice and uhh, well, you're never gonna fool me again."

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