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WassermanSchultz 25 points ago +26 / -1

Biden for Texas director being grilled by the FBI.

Do you mean, "The FBI served the director a burger from the grill"?

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WassermanSchultz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tom may be on to something here...

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WassermanSchultz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't see it. I see her holding a cell phone though.

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WassermanSchultz 14 points ago +15 / -1

Sorry, but I don't read legalese. Where in there does he ask for a laptop?

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WassermanSchultz 24 points ago +25 / -1

Normally they have to be postmarked by election day.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not a convicted felon. That's fake news on our side.

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WassermanSchultz 12 points ago +12 / -0

They've been debunked.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

People are already voting though.

by fugg
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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best glass roses.

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WassermanSchultz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same, well, not MA, but a very blue state doing what I can to help the popular vote out.

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WassermanSchultz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Smoking meth.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

He probably could have gotten a full bag of dicks if he negotiated harder.

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