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Watermelons 9 points ago +9 / -0

I identify as black too. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Watermelons 2 points ago +3 / -1

Seriously though, invest in a home gym. It's well worth the money. Rack, barbell, platform, and ~500# of iron. You'll save a lot of money in the long run.

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Watermelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could care less indicates that you actually care. We keep inching closer and closer to newspeak

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Watermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well yeah. They whipped up the masses with their FUD. FUD has always made ratings high. That's what the news does.

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Watermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍. I saw modular arithmetic and the flags went up.

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Watermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I caught cancer after reading that.

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Watermelons 15 points ago +15 / -0

No. It's 6√2. It must be irrational.

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Watermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eating Fat doesnt make you fat. Eating carbs does because the excess calories are stored as fat

Eating carbs will only make you gain weight when they are in excess. Same with eating fat in excess. In other words, if you eat more than you burn, you gain weight.

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Watermelons 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd like to lodge a complaint. Your chicken tastes like fish and your fish tastes like chicken.

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Watermelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does Texas have a lot of peak generation natural gas plants? I remember that there was a surge of power companies plopping those down when natural gas was really cheap. The plants themselves are pretty much turnkey.

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