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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they had gone further left, they would have resurrected Stalin and Lenin. But yeah, let's go further left.

eyeroll Don't these fuckwits realize that going further left is what is DRIVING THEIR BASE AWAY?!?!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, before we fuck Filthydelphia, let's confiscate Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, anything Ben Franklin every looked at for more than two consecutive seconds, and the Edgar Allan Poe National Historical Site. You can flush the rest down the shitter if you want. :D

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WeekendAtRuthies007 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is all kinds of awesome. Buy you a nice freedom seed dispenser, and sit on the rest. Because that's gonna be a down payment on a house soon enough!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I played my part. I told anyone who even leaned the tiniest bit red to research the NYP story on the Biden laptop. Don't know how many I scared away from Biden, but I hope it was a metric fuckton!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are rookie numbers. Get those numbers up, pede!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because NOVA is where the Dems are and it's a huge population center that hasn't finished counting yet.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nelson Munce says "HA HAAAAA!"

This is Dewey Defeats Truman! all over again. Or Newsweek with their Madam President cover, heh heh heh.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wah, no fair, I had to wait in line for an hour and a half in 36 degree weather! And I was DAMN GLAD TO DO IT. If the wait had been twelve hours, and I had to wait on one foot while the other foot was being pounded by midgets with sledgehammers, I would have done it. Come on, fellow PA pedes, let's kick some ass and take some names!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because the first capital of the United States was in PA, and it was in PA that the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America were signed. PA has long been the big gorilla when it comes to fighting for freedom!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait to meme Nate Silver's disbelieving face upon realizing exactly how wrong he was for the next four years.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 7 points ago +7 / -0

More specifically, the fuckery in Broward County always fucks everything up.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah, schadenfreude is the very best kind of joy there is! :D

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WeekendAtRuthies007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren! Have an uptrump!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are the numbers I trust. These people have actual money on the line if they fuck it up, unlike Nate Silver the psycho. The Dems will toss money at that trained ape as long as he pumps out the propaganda to keep the base placated.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I can just picture it. "Oopsie! We completely destroyed your website totally accidentally! There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that we deplatformed you at a critical time to affect the presidential election!" twisting finger in imaginary dimple

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WeekendAtRuthies007 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gah, just got home from work. What's the score?!

Really pissed that I had to work tonight. My screaming lefty co-worker took the night off to watch the results come in. I guess she did that so she has more time to cry into her pillow before she comes in to work tomorrow night. :D Wish I knew where she lived so I could direct my salt harvesting operation properly.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 5 points ago +5 / -0

In my area? Many thousands. Ohio and Kentucky have piles of 'em, too.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes. Every day when I drove to work in 2016, I passed this big old billboard that exhorted the Amish to vote. If it weren't for the Amish, who traditionally never vote in English elections, we wouldn't have won PA in 2016 and I would be living in a red state for the first time in my life.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh fren, it is. And their chicken corn noodle soup, and their potpie, and their whoopie pies!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bwah ha ha ha! Another thing that's gonna bite them in the ass. Kind of like the Nuclear Option for comfirming Supreme Court Justices.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why they make 4K Video Downloader. Save your salty videos from YouTube and watch 'em whenever you want without commercials that monetize lefty crapfests.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 14 points ago +14 / -0

Easy. You use it to preserve your game meat when the lefties burn down the cities and make transporting food to your area impossible.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 36 points ago +36 / -0

Seriously, I pray that you last long enough to see Donald J. Trump reelected. And knowing the left as I do, they're going to string this out longer than Bush vs. Gore. Hang in there, pede!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone else flash to that scene of The Blues Brothers (you know, the good original version) where John Belushi is lying on the floor of the tunnel while Carrie Fisher is standing over him with a skeery black assault rifle of DOOM! and Belushi's going..."My car ran out of gas! There was an earthquake! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"

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