Have my uptrump, kind sir!
Yah, cause we all know what happens when he doesn't read. Kek.
Look, fat. Poor kids are just as smart as white kids. Let's do pushups. Clap for that, you stupid bastards!
I think they learned that last time with Crooked and Kaine. How many people showed up to the Kaine events? I think the top crowd was like, thirty people. Soooo very sad.
Well, that's not a really high hurdle to leap now, is it? He could have three people and two dogs show up, and he's still beat Joepedo by a comfortable margin. :D
Eastern PA pede reporting here. My entire block is Trump signs on every lawn, except for one cuck who has a Joepedo sign, and one person who's apparently sick of the whole circus and put up a "Dogs 2020. Because Humans Suck" sign. In the past month, I've seen three, count 'em, THREE Joepedo signs. I can't even begin to calculate how many Trump signs. The problem with PA is, as usual, Filthydelphia. They stuff enough ballot boxes in Filthy, then they invalidate the votes of the entire rest of the state, which is redder than red.
I'm like fifteen minutes away, but I have to work for a living. cries
I'm pretty sure the primaries showed that. Guess she's a slow learner. :D
Well, if he's voting for Trump, he ain't black, so I guess he's showing off his white privilege here, which makes him a white supremacist. And since he's positioned for crowdsurfing balls-down, I guess he's also showing off his dick privilege, which makes him a misogynist. And since he's not wearing a mask, that means he likes to kill old people with DA VIRUS!!!!1!!!1!!, which makes him a murderer. So what's the punishment for three such heinous crimes? Reeducation, cancellation, and deportation? Or do we just make him dress in drag with a sequined mask and read White Fragility at the Drag Queen Story Hour?
Evan X 5!
Amen. The difference between a Republican Senate and a Democrat Senate is this: Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch, Judge Garland Merrick.
Confession: when he said "Because you'd be in jail" I leapt out of my chair and did an end-zone dance.
I got something for Fauxi to bite, and it ain't a bullet.
"Seven reasons why KKK Grand Wizard Vernon Jones was carried by a raving crowd of COVID-infected white supremacists. You won't believe number four!" ~Buzzfeed "News"
Yeah it does. I feels the same bad after I realized I couldn't vote for Nigel Farage on my USA ballot. insert sadPepe.jpg here
Yup. Exhibit A: Sweden. Exhibit B: The UK Exhibit C: France
I rest my case, your Honor.
John Grisham is the same way. Most of his books feature a democrat hero who breaks the law to bring Righteous Justice™ to the bad guy, who is always a Republican.
The Pelican Brief? The bad guy who has the Supreme Court justice murdered is an oil and gas tycoon, and hey, you know who supports that industry? Republicans! gasp And a law student who wants to make a nice living "suing chemical companies for trashing the environment" figures out the whole plot and runs to a Washington Compost reporter who breaks the story and brings about Righteous Justice™.
The Runaway Jury? The bad guys are the tobacco companies who hooked Americans on nicotine on purpose for money, and a person whose parents died of lung cancer rigs the jury so she can short-sell tobacco stocks and make a pile of Righteous Justice™ money for vengeance.
A Time to Kill? The bad guys are white rednecks who rape a little black girl and the girl's father kills the rapists and gets off on a plea of temporary insanity because of MUH RAYCISM! and brings Righteous Justice™ to all the little-black-girl-raping white rednecks, of which I'm sure there are several dozen in the entire world. And this book is a major farce because it brings in the KKK and the National Guard, rofl.
The Street Lawyer? The bad guys are a conservative law firm that oversaw an questionable eviction of street people from illegal apartments in the District of Criminals, and the good guy is a lawyer from that firm who quits and ends up representing the homeless against his former firm to bring Righteous Justice™ for a family of people who died upon being evicted into the cold streets of DC. (The mother of the family had four kids, all of whom died. And yeah, of course there was no father.)
I used to enjoy Grisham until I woke up and realized he was lumping me in with all of his bad guys. I have since used his books to start campfires on which I roasted my husband's catch from his squirrel hunts. :)
This is true. The freedom of movement is central to libertarian philosophy. However, this only works in a libertarian utopia with no welfare state. This could never be implemented in the US, because the gimmiedats storm the border not for freedom, but for freebies.
Kanye isn't on the ballot in most states. One could still theoretically write him in if they were so inclined.
Awesome! My first ever vote was wayyyy back in '92, when I voted for H. Ross Perot, because I thought Bush sucked ass and Clinton was such a smarmy bastard. How right my 18-year-old self was!
Like we really needed someone to do a survey or study on this? Just look at who advocates cancel culture: a bunch of rainbow-dyed freaks with nose rings, BLM paraphernalia, Che Guevara t-shirts, gender pronouns that don't start with "h", degrees that end in "studies", neckbeards, FUPAS, manbuns, bitch tits, resting bitch faces, and soy biceps.
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No problem. ;) Part of MAGA is sharing what we know about everything.
I've actually read the book, and assigned it to my kids for homeschool, along with every other dystopia you can name, and many you probably can't. Most of the lefties don't realize that Atwood based her book on the events of the 1979 Iranian Revolution, in which Iran became an Islamic theocracy.
In the book, the Commander corresponds to the husband in a typical Islamic household. He has four women catering to his every need:
- his actual wife, Serena Joy
- and 3) the two "Marthas", or the women who do the household chores
- Offred, the youngest and newest woman in the house (the Handmaid), who is a sex slave for the purpose of childbearing
Muslim men are allowed to take up to four wives.
In the book, women are not allowed to possess money or property, and aren't allowed to read. Shades of Islamic prevention of women from owning property, and the lack of education of females under Islam, yes?
In the book, the Handmaid is dressed from head to foot in yards of cloth to prevent other men from looking at her. Hmm, where've we seen that before? Oh, yeah...burkas and hijabs.
In the book, the Handmaid is forbidden to go anywhere alone. She must always be accompanied by another Handmaid or escorted by someone from the Commander's household. Well, would you lookie here...that sounds an awful lot like Islam, doesn't it?
In the book, "Aunts" are assigned to the Handmaidens to teach them to submit to the new reality. The "Aunts" are, in effect, jailers who watch over the prospective Handmaidens while they undergo reeducation in preparation for becoming sex slaves. Hmm, sounds sorta like how the hard-line Islamic females berating their more modern and liberated brethren for daring to dress how they want, daring to drive a car, daring to contradict Islamic doctrine. If Linda Sarsour lived in the Gilead Republic, she'd most definitely be an Aunt.
I could go on and on, but I'm pretty sure y'all get it. ;) So for these delusional leftist fuckwits to wear Handmaid costumes to protest a Catholic woman is pretty off-base.
You know that sound you make when it's two in the morning and you can't sleep and you're sitting on TD.win looking at spicy memes and you stuff a fist in your mouth so you don't wake up the whole house with your laughter and you damn near accidentally inhale your wedding band? You just made me make that sound.
That's what I was thinking, too. And I was like, what makes a joint a Trump joint? Are they extra long for that big dick energy? Are the rolling papers printed with American flags?