See you in space cowboy

Hedge funds are not the good guys.

This is basically the share market equivalent of electing Trump

This is the kinda ironic thing

For all the lefts tough talk about revolution and other dumb shit the only one with runs on the board is the Boomer MAGA crowd.

While the left had aimless tantrums in the streets, the Maga boomers had a place they wanted to get to as a show of defiance.

Sure. They were led by ANTIFA agitators and it was a trap etc

But the similarities to the Capitol and the Boston Tea Party are surprising.

They were both laser focused on their act of defiance and not aimless destruction.

Capitol may have been a little bit more damage but like many have said not much worse than a wild house party

I don’t know but I’ve seen a few people say silver is more manipulated than GameStop

So if everyone bought silver they’d shit the bed

Good.

Don’t forget watching in real time as votes get wiped off

That was also part of the Trump victory stolen experience

Could you link me? I want to red pill some dumb cucks

I actually feel a little bad

But then I remember the middle class families these guys drained of savings or bankrupted

worth it (to them)

they burn their shitty little app company, boo hoo.

it saves their backers billions and billions and billions.

i'm not patient enough to see if anyone notices the little details...

there's a skinny soy boi on board trying to help, but he's too weak to lift a crate.

screwing the hedge funds makes for strange bed fellows

Wat?

We all need to start a Kanye meme

“That’s great and all but Donald Trump was elected. The most popular president of all time”

And just refuse to let it die

Leading to:

Game. Stop.

Purple tie

Lol wayfair. Is that the same wayfair selling cabinets with weird prices and model numbers that happen to line up with missing children? That wayfair or a different one?

So basically they’re buying gamestop shares and instead of selling them back so the hedge funds can close out their positions, they’re dumping them in the river?????

They’d probably go for a 3rd impeachment lol

Although the I don’t think he would. I think he’d leave it. Him not saying anything about it would drive the media frenzy more

“Why won’t you condemn etc”

That must have been the least gay post u/Barack-Obama2 has made.

Perhaps big mike needed a break?

Because retail investors are there to serve the hedge funds.

You get to play run on the rat wheel and hope you don’t get crushed when we manipulate the market to make billions

A lot of really rich assholes lost a lot of money. But worse than that. A lot of really rich assholes who have so much money they just use it to keep score when competing against other rich assholes just lost in a really big and humiliating way

This wild ride is just getting started

When people are throwing money in just to see how big the dumpster fire can get, you know it’s gonna be good

Plus when you have the HODL crypto crowd who have had their nerves tested again and again, the scare tactics probably aren’t going to work on them lololollll

Unfortunately I think I just have to popcorn and watch. Don’t think there’s a way for international pedes to get setup and buying before the ride ends

Are we sure this isn't HansSoloAsshole?

I saw this Voltare quote on here awhile back that said

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh

It really stuck with me.

Some hedge funds are losing billions of dollars because people caught them with their pants down betting on the death of a company.

Elites are upset because normally it's the retail investors (little guy) that gets screwed like this. This time it's the billionaire hedge funds and they aint happy.

Basically, lots of small time fish swimming one direction and the big fish are pissed off.

It's Trump-esque in the sense that it appears to be the financial version of voting for the anti-establishment option

Some hedge funds are losing billions of dollars because people caught them with their pants down betting on the death of a company.

Elites are upset because normally it's the retail investors (little guy) that gets screwed like this. This time it's the billionaire hedge funds and they aint happy.