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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Conservative? That's a mandatory (and womandatory) 12 months of positive covid tests.

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swedish rules are to wait 7 days after vaccination unless you experience side effects.

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anal-ysis is the New York branch of the terrorist group.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Tubgirl still waitress?

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,

I all alone beweep my outcast state,

And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,

And look upon myself and curse my fate,

Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,

Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,

Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope

With what I most enjoy contented least;

Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,

Haply I think on thee, eating M&Ms off my penis

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait for someone to 'mistakenly' use it as lube during sex.

Wait, didn't the pie guy from that movie do that in a sequel? Glued his hands to his dick and a vhs tape?

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

The top guy might be Finnish since he got a Finnish coat of arms tattoo.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Electric spot prices in Sweden are currently very high. They shut down a nuclear plant last year and have had to emergency start an oil plant to meet demand. Honk honk. 🤡🌍

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