Omfg 🤣🤣🤣 I was singing the jingle to myself when I wrote that, but this, this is so much better. God bless you patriot 😂😂
SHITPOST ON THE DONALDS THAT’S WUT!!
I’d just dump all their fucking tea in the harbor
COMMENCE 1776 2.0!
I think it’s racist. And I’m not basing that at all on how you act, but merely cause you admitted you were white.
That’s George of the Jungle
Who let you on the internet???
Dude you can’t call black people anything or it’s racists. Seriously. Try calling them “kings and shiet” and you’ll go to jail.
“Quit being annoying”
MSM: “black people have a long history of feeling like they’re being annoying and therefor that’s racist”
I mean ffs when the fuck did our 1A rights go flying out the fucking window???
Jokes on Facebook. I deleted them because their constant shit like this made me for disrespected and unwelcome
I express myself by not wearing a mask
It’s against my religion to wear a mask
And the classic
Don’t tell me what to do you fucking nazi
I wear chainmail undies to prevent farts from getting out
Literally at the gulf right now! Sunbathing 😂
Bro I’m at the beach topless right now. Weather is fucking badass here
Bitchy bitches
Pretty soon? It’s been like that for over a decade
You xir, are a special kind of stupid. And yes. I assumed your gender based on the dumb shit you wrote.
however, it's pretty standard for repair places to ask for the security passwords, to get access
You answered your own question bub
Seriously. The guidelines clearly state to try less hard
The only way you’ll get my whites is if you peel it off my cold dead body!!
Ngl.... I read that in waka flockas voice
I mean.
I love me some orange man.
Sorry but this?
Not the repeal of don’t ask don’t tell? Not the lowering of standards? Not the fact that 65% of females in the military can’t do a single pull up? Not the fact that everytime you see a picture of our military now, it looks like a bunch of scrawny spy boys? Not the fact they have stress passes at boot camp now? Not the fact trannys with a 40% suicide rate are allowed access to guns and money to chomp their nuts off? Not the fact that the military is so over incentivized to the point it cost probably more than a million per year per solider to fulfill all the government promises? And not the fact that about 80% of the people in the military only signed up for those GI bills and lifetime pension?
Really? This fucking retired clown is what brought your attention to the fact that if China invaded tomorrow, they’d wipe the earth with the blood of our bitch ass military, especially with a senile old fart in control of the soyboys.
Disclaimer: my father fought in Vietnam. Both of granddads killed nazis. These are mostly their words not mine.
Young man. There’s no need to feel down