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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take note future parents, name your kid billy. Billy’s are badass. That’s why they call them billy badass

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WhitePowerRanger 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m never paying taxes again. I’m claiming 100 people on my W2 next year and never filing again. Fuck these crooks

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’s why I use energizer batteries

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear pollution has gotten so bad. The oceans are nearly 100% dihydrogen monoxide

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

“I do”

Fact check: mostly false. Sometimes he doesn’t.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is how I feel about type 2 diabetics, smokers, people who ride skateboards, drunk drivers, sober drivers who were checking their phones, people who drink too much, people who didn’t read the safety instructions on their new buzz saw, people who don’t look both ways before crossing the street, and anyone who plays sports.

Wow it’s almost like the ER was meant for idiots.

I’m surprised you aren’t there right now

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like a spirit bomb

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

will trigger a full scale retaliation

Biden sends ice cream

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WhitePowerRanger 28 points ago +28 / -0

That’s how I feel about putting taxes on my income without asking

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve honestly been thinking about taking a vacation there and getting some new 999$ shirts

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WhitePowerRanger 30 points ago +30 / -0

And says all the time that white people are his biggest problem.

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