Again. Totally wasn’t disagreeing with you. Just pointing it out cause you mentioned like underwear or some shit lol.

I just call them new microchip batteries

Nope you’re wrong. The fat black lady said so

I’m orange.

First rule of diversity; don’t diversity hire for the chief diversity officer job

I honestly can’t believe it’s not butter

I guess that’s where the dicks hang out

What about the CIA list?

I don’t disagree with you. But I can think of at least two places off the top of my head that have a dress code and will deny entry.

1. “No shirt. No shoes. No service”

2. literally any restaurant with a three digit price menu.

I just had a dollar sign for the middle square. Figured that would work lmao

TRUNILAMADUDEMUPRZURE

Yo my entire card is filled up already.... BINGO!!

Lol that wasn’t me! I am but a rogue commenter 😅

I CANT BREATH!

I was just gonna say soy, but this level of specificity applies as well

Dude I’m so high I thought I wrote this lol literally me. Like wtf man, I don’t have all day and I don’t wanna waste my high with you. I’ve def had some cool dealers, matter of fact one stopped selling and we started hanging out after that. But neither of us were ever in each others hair for more than 5 minutes grabbing a bag. And he was always on time. Probably cause he didn’t smoke 😂

And yet.... here we are....

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to spout bullshit; do it on the internet

With the exception of rape, this happened to me;

Me: “I’ve always wanted to fuck an Asian”

Her: “....I’m Mexican”

Me: “......adios!”

Now taking preorders for white t shirts with giant cock and balls and lettering saying “just get the jab lady” for 9.99$ all proceeds will go to me buying guns and ammo

Probably why they’re out and about getting raped so much. Could be playing CoD and getting raped by 12 year old British kids

...... Ngl I was really hoping that would end with your neighbor committing suicide.

....do you have Jesus Jugs? And do they make wine out of milk? If yes, may i submit my application?

Yeah... don’t marry someone with a single letter for a first name. Good grief.

Lol because of the guns 🤣 idiots