She looks exactly like this girl I worked with who was a brain dead twat. We worked in a lab and you were supposed to clean your work station after every shift and she literally took the bottle of PURE BLEACH and sprayed a very liberal film of it fucking everywhere and refused to wipe it up to the point literally her entire work station was completely rusted and all my equipment was covered in bleach residue. I reported her to my boss who didn’t do shit so when day I came in early and when she started spraying Willy nilly, I kicked her drawer shut and said “I’m sick and fucking tired of throwing all these tubes away because you contimate them with FUCKING BLEACH” she cried and quit that day. Lol I guarantee no one has ever said so much as “perhaps there might be a better way to do something”. She was literally a fucking princess and I shit all over her parade
HOW CAN A DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER DO MORE PUSH UPS THAN A CORN POP?!? YOURE NOT MAKING SENSE FREN!!
I thought everyone knew coyotes was the term for human traffickers. It didn’t even register as something I thought the Dems would be too stupid to get. But then you got Hank Johnson worrying about Guam capsizing from too many military personnel on it 😂
I have a general rule I follow that’s usually very accurate in predicting someone’s intelligence; the more and more emphasis you put into your looks and how people perceive you, the less you spend on your brain and working on bettering yourself
HOW THE HELL CAN BELLS MAKE A GRAPH?!?
You missed the joke lol
Last night Trump said coyotes were bringing kids across the border. Not knowing coyotes was a term for human traffickers, she tweeted “how the hell can a coyote carry a family of people across the border??” So someone made a meme “HOW CAN A TEAM OF SEALS KILL A TERRORISTS?!” And this was my meme because she probably doesn’t know who the beetles are either lol
Reporting on her getting body slammed by antifa
My* job lol
Brakes*! Lol never confuse break with brake because your brakes are the very last thing you ever want to break
Meh, all overrated in my opinion. Lol I like like maybe one song by each of them. I’m surprised you didn’t say Queen. Queen was Iite lol
But I’m not going to argue they aren’t great bands cause I’ll lose that, I’m just not a fan of anything 80s
“We can make you anything you want little boy, what do you want to be?”
“I just want to play basketball...”
“Ahh yes! A NegroPlastey”
ALL WHILE HE WAS DEBATING, NAY, DESTROYING BIDEN LAST NIGHT! Also, Melania was sucking his dick underneath the podium.
How has no one mentioned his new one from last night yet?
“A dog whistle as big as a fog horn”
Lol this. This is why I come here on an hourly basis
Lol wut. Name a single good band that came out of the 80s. The 60s and 70s had the best music. Then every started on cocaine and just started smashing everything and playing chords as fast as possible
11/6* since Supreme Court said states can take their sweet ass time
This. Class fuckin act!!
Rampant cocaine use.
And we got crappy music and stupid hairspray. Weed gave us hippies and people who were excited about being homeless.
And I’m with ya. I smoke weed plenty. But I’m productive first and foremost
I was like dude wtf lol like people are still pretty iffy on weed, but COCAINE?!? Lmfao we tried that shit in the 80s, how’d that work out for everyone??
Seems pretty clear he was thinking about Hunter
That wasn’t very clear to me. What was clear is he was struggling very hard to think of what to say right before he said it, I highly doubt any of that mental energy was reserved for sarcasm
I like when he said “only a few of you teachers are going to die, the rest of you will be fine! C’mon man!”
It’s ok, I fell asleep during the debates anyways and I’m about to watch them now. Who’s up for a round 2 rewatch tonight?!?!?
Well, unless you’re Asian or white