The million dollar monkey
You need a bucket and a mop for this crabby ass pussy
I know when I draw humongous cocks that only satellites can pick up, I mean business.
This is the best spaghetti I’ve had all day 🍝
So easy. I fuckin love it. It’s like, everyone is dumb except me. God bless the internet
Trump won BIGLY!!
Happy to pick up any first gen AKs anyone has laying around!
I do. Talk to me about your jogger problem
Lol no. Left tards dont “think” at all
Nike
Just Joggin
The entire state of California is laughing at his comment
New plan: report all your guns as stolen when EO takes place. And when someone attacks, you say you fought them and they dropped the gun and you picked it up and defended yourself. “OMG HOW CRAZY OFFICER!! THIS IS MY GUN THAT WAS STOLEN! He must have come back for more...”
You can’t jump the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle
Or looked like a fucking retard in the headlights when they started ushering the press out
Damn turn the gravity up to ELEVEN
“YOU DONT HAVE BALLS UNLESS YOU ROLLIN COAL”
My kidneys 🤣🤣🤣
Because they vote and it’s destroying this country
Haha nah I’m autistic as fuck. I really just don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about me though, and I enjoy finding humor in things. if you don’t, keep your miserable ass away from me. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
No. Women lack basic logic skills and do everything based on emotions. Even MTG. she honestly just reminds me of that popular girl in school who just wants attention. She wouldn’t be doing this if she didn’t get half the attention she does.
Cunt cunt cunt
Motha motha cunt motha motha cunt cunt
Motha cunt motha cunt
Noische noische noische
1, 2 1, 2, 3, 4 noische noische noische
Smoking weed smoking wiz
Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
Rolling fatties smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts?
We smoke the blunts and smokin em
Dude how the fuck did he get DOWN??
Lol seriously.
“The law doesn’t matter anymore. What matters is my law” 🤔 but wait....
Lol even as a kid I knew speeding was a scam. Especially cause the closer I got to 16, the more I had to listen from police officers about how “driving the speed limit saves lives” and my absolute favorite line of bullshit I got from them “if you drive the speed limit, you’ll never hit a red light because the lights are programmed to change in time if you go the speed limit.” I’ve been speeding every day for nearly 20 years and never once hit anyone. I have exactly 20 speeding tickets as well and every fucking time I have to listen to the judge scold me about how speeding is the worst thing since the Black Plague and I have to resist rolling my eyes.
There is speeding. And there is reckless driving. The first is a pirate scam 🏴☠️ the second should put you behind bars.
Yeah I know this black guy. Hardcore trumper. Calls me to bitch about Biden every day. Eats well and in very good shape. I don’t think he weight lifts or anything but he def works out a bit. Anyways. Queer as day. Women love him too and he’s repulsed by them lol. Pretty sure he’s the only one I’ve ever met who I’m convinced was born that way. And no sexual abuse as a kid either, at least that’s what he tells me.
And then there are people like Milo who were sexually abused as a kid, even though he stated he liked it, I also liked yugioh at 12-14, and I don’t play that anymore. If we stopped abusing kids, gayness would be at an all time low.