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Whitmersrippedanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stand up Michigan! Don't let her do to you what she's been doing to me for decades!

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm just telling you man. Keep up this attitude and you'll be lubin your Toobin alone to porn forever.

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Whitmersrippedanus 2 points ago +3 / -1

You're killing it with these comments!

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Whitmersrippedanus 0 points ago +2 / -2

Daaaaaaamn! That was fucking gnarly!! 3rd degree burn ova here!

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Whitmersrippedanus 10 points ago +13 / -3

You have convinced me that pussies shouldn't vote.

Women should though.

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Whitmersrippedanus 14 points ago +17 / -3

That sobby "poor me" shit is what makes women leave.

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Whitmersrippedanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek. Maybe next time it'll be a real stabbing. Wouldn't that be something?

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Whitmersrippedanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Not an ally".

Kek.

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Whitmersrippedanus 7 points ago +7 / -0

So based he won't take that big Fox money dick out of his ass and go be a real journalist for a real network. Fuck cucker.

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question. Many of these faces are familiar from other riots.

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kekekekekekekeke.

What the fuck did they expect?

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Whitmersrippedanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is the betting pool open? Safe money is on an austere religious scholar from the religion of peace.

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, that's every day. Thanksgiving is a bit different in that it's an all anal train. Pray for me this turkey day.

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Whitmersrippedanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Middle school playgrounds are more your kind of thing, I imagine. Does the mask help when you're channeling your inner Biden?

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Whitmersrippedanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, that's our question for you!

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

No sense in crossing that line until all legal and constitutional options have been exhausted. That's the other thing. We love our Republic; thus we are resistant to violating its laws to remove the bugmen tyrants.

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cut me a fucking break here man! That face grease is the only lube she uses!

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Whitmersrippedanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, it's certain they will. Mayor Wall-eye and Nancy Pelosi couldn't even skip getting their hair done while telling everyone else they can't.

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Whitmersrippedanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hog fucking is a time honored Whitmer family tradition. Bloody exhausting though.

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