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WingmanMachete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump just found out that Biden and pelosi were making the troops sleep in a parking garage. So Trump gave all the troops rooms at the Trump hotel in Washington dc. Trust me our glorious GEOTUS is still at work

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WingmanMachete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep your friends close, keep your rape victims closer.

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WingmanMachete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Private first class wingman reporting for Duty.

I've been demoted six times due to disorderly autism.

But I don't care about my rank I just wanted to destroy communists

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WingmanMachete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah man I could use a controller especially if it's an Xbox controller!

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WingmanMachete 1 point ago +2 / -1

I want to believe this but the coloring of the hair is different between the two ladies. The senator has blonde tips on her hair and the ballot counter seems to have blonde in the middle of her hair but it gets darker towards the end.

If I was on a jury I would give a vote of not guilty.

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WingmanMachete 53 points ago +53 / -0

Okay I love the meme but it's driving my OCD crazy that you didn't straighten and match the photo with the angle of the white board lol

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WingmanMachete 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated comment

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WingmanMachete 1 point ago +1 / -0

No don't do it there's so much to live for

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