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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your fucks will be deeply missed KEK!

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a poet and he never would have figured.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man, that's like "Kenyan with skin that's black as the night from working all day in the cotton fields" dark KEK!

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 52 points ago +52 / -0

I have a buddy with a lovely daughter. She's in incredible shape as a dancer. She's good enough to have competed nationally. Half-asian, quick witted, and cute as a button. Needless to say, she has absolutely nothing to be insecure about.

Poor girl started trying to starve herself because she thought her thighs were too big. She wanted tiny little k-pop singer legs. Very fortunate to have a strong father figure to guide her out of that hole before it got too deep.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny thing about that is I have a co-worker who leans left. The other week he said the slums of LA and SF need flamethrower deathsquads. We agreed for once kek.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never seen a better metaphor for social programs.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 59 points ago +59 / -0

Pretty much. Many swing left because precisely because they are low information and leftists use pretty words to make themselves seem morally superior. All my massively obese retard relatives on my mother's side proudly proclaim victories for "social justice" and BLM without realizing what they are cheering for.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could tell that by running her name in a search engine. Bunch of trashy outfits you'd expect from a brainwashed college feminist.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's execute murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and repeat thieves while we're at it. That would do us so much good. Never gonna happen but we can dream kek.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 2 points ago +2 / -0

The way he turns his head in shame is perfect.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quotes in the article describe her as a chinese beauty 🤮🤢🤮

Does her mama even love her face?

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 3 points ago +5 / -2

Ralph Presler with his finger up his nose: "i'M HeLpInG!"

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see the code now:

// BAN WHITEY

{

if REECIST

{

goto BAN;

else if InconvinientTruth

{

goto CENSOR;

}

if NAZI

{

goto CANCEL;

}

if TooWhite

{

goto DIVERSITY;

} {

shudders in endless goto statements

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this news? Did y'all forget that the very first episode of Rick and Morty involved a young boy shoving an extremely large object up his asshole?

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Parents deleted his world of warcraft account" allegedly. I've always been pretty sure this was staged.

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