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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the rumors of silicon valley layoffs first started, I was concerned about having to compete with Stanford graduates. It used to be that those people were the absolute best and brightest in the field...

I'm not worried anymore, lol

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Woodchipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny, I have to speak in simpler terms when talking to white liberals.

by wrmevlp
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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dump it in the river

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Knockoff Twitter project. Had like maybe a couple hundred users before ten million angry liberals joined.

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Woodchipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not his car, fren. Read the title again, sounds like his job is to rebuild these things.

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Woodchipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

The poll to restore Trump's account was hilarious. What a perfect honeypot to catch bots and triggered libs.

He was going to restore the account no matter what, even if he had to remove bots from the 'no' column to do it.

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, I won't judge the shooter.

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I neither condone nor condemn the killing of degenerates and groomers.

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Biden and Obama endorse a bunch of people who were basically guaranteed to win?

Otherwise it's like comparing my record of predicting days on which the sun will rise to the weatherman's prediction of rain.

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Woodchipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty stoked that DW got the film rights to Atlas Shrugged.

I wonder how they'll handle Any Rand's militant atheism, given how religious they are.

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Woodchipper 7 points ago +7 / -0

I never got trained on anything like that when I worked at McDonald's. Then again, that was over twenty years ago in a small town so...

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

  • Obi-wan MSNBC
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Woodchipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can unite after the primaries. Trump needs to earn it, and gives the others a chance to practice.

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

It makes Trump look desperate.

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt it. You'd probably try to catch the mortar with your hands because, as far as I can tell, you're fucking oblivious.

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I routed my bucks to Egg McMuffin through actblue

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's nice. The ones that actually mattered shit the bed.

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Woodchipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's how you cheat an election without using any fraudulent ballots. 100% plausible deniability.

  1. Significant percentage of machines break down in conservative neighborhoods
  2. Some people get discouraged and leave without voting
  3. Early vote totals are mostly mail in and heavily favor the Dems
  4. Election day totals show Republicans catching up, but not at a fast enough rate to win.
  5. Election night ends with Democrat having significant lead and 90% + precincts reported.
  6. News and Twitter take a victory lap, pressure on the Republican to concede.
  7. The votes in "box three", which heavily favor the Republican, are slowly trickled out. (You are here)
  8. Democrat lawyers sue to stop the count.
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