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WowbaggerTIP 1 point ago +1 / -0

The war(s) eliminated the strongest of men, which explains a lot of why we're here now.

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WowbaggerTIP 0 points ago +1 / -1

They’re going to get screwed right in the kettle.

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WowbaggerTIP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why are they making hand-hearts over or grabbing their junk?

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WowbaggerTIP 1 point ago +1 / -0

My mom took thalidomide because she can't knit sleeves.

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WowbaggerTIP 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Dakotas usually weed out people like this.

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WowbaggerTIP 1 point ago +1 / -0

My guess is that the *resident has been sleeping since his nappy change at 5:30 p.m.

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WowbaggerTIP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank goodness liberals are free from the sting of hypocrisy.

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WowbaggerTIP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people drove a truck through a Christmas market in Berlin in 2016.

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WowbaggerTIP 10 points ago +10 / -0

I used to bite my lip to look sexy and it never worked. Then someone finally told me to bite my lower lip.

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WowbaggerTIP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jennifer Aniston now identifies as a man. Better now?

Of course that's not true but when did NPR start caring about truth?

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WowbaggerTIP 2 points ago +2 / -0

These days, the longer kids are out of public school, the better.

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WowbaggerTIP 2 points ago +2 / -0

A subtle way to express an opinion in CA without getting his/her car keyed every day.

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WowbaggerTIP 5 points ago +5 / -0

His nickname was "No! NO!" You heard it incorrectly, Mark.

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